This is my thread

[Jokerman]

This is my study:

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I like your study. Much nicer than the oubliette where I was thrown into.

Ever feel wild enough to set up a humidifier and a de-humidifier in the same room and let them go at it?

The dehumidifier usually wins.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

Here we go again with Iran. Are they going to shut down the Strait of Hormuz? If so, I hope they end it before the weather gets nicer. Trump be using his discombobulator to part the strait and be like "let my people go" but nobody knows who his peoples are. So much winning going around, I need a discombobulator to clam me down.

...

Sorry, I just discovered ChatGPT

Here’s what that line is really saying, in simple terms:

“The discombobulator,” he said. “I’m not allowed to talk about it.”

is discombobulator real?

No, the “discombobulator” is not a real, officially recognized weapon or device.

do sonic weapons exist?

Yes — sonic weapons do exist, but they are not like science‑fiction “sound rays.” They are real devices that use sound waves to affect people.

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[Tha Massive Bell]

also

With a torn ACL? I know she's a hero and all but come on. Who does she think she is? Adrian Peterson?

If only her Ego had inflated at the last minute, she wouldn't be complaining as much.

 

[Jokerman]

Reports that last of the Outlawz, Ahmadinejad, killed in Iran. RIP​

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

I feel sorry for the young rappers coming up. They gotta be using wack names like Mahdulo and Kim Young. Z-Lenskeezy, shit like that.

 

[Tha Massive Bell]

$120 for a barrel of oil at one point. Around $2.70 a gallon here at this time. Not yet a big deal. Operation Warp Speed Regime Change? Boooooooo. What are the chances of D.C. firing off bombs to various neighboring counties and blaming it on Iran? It just simply makes me want to get inside of a bottom trim hybrid Camry, which is nothing to write home about, but boy does it save on gas. Anybody in the market for a 2003 Monte Carlo? I know, I hate going to a car dealership too. I'm going to have a social worker coordinate the proceedings of my mother's death. It will be a monumental occasion and my estranged sisters will likely not know of it. Sucks so be them.... Sorry my phone is low on battery power and my EV is being sleepy in the cold. Went to a Burger King for the first time in years - thought I was going to get shanked. The Whopper was good but it felt like it was made in a prison kitchen. Bad news, my fish tank is a disaster but the good news is my cannabis tent smells like cat piss and raw garbage. Sapphire is not a diamond (according to society and markets). Beeyotch!