This is my thread

[dilla]

So my sister's boyfriend bought this little 50cc scooter from this guy that always goes into my sister's bar for $100 bucks. Pretty cheap price so it was like cool let's ride it around during the summer. The summer is over so he decides to sell it on Craigslist for $300. It's been on Craigslist for about a week as of today and he gets a call that these two kids are going to come check it out and test drive it etc. So these two 16 year olds show up on feet and another scooter and straight up try jacking it. I chased this kid down the street and pushed him off his scooter and it broke when it ran into a tree. We drag em back to our house and call the police. Come to find out it's his actual bike and it was stolen from him by the fuck that my sisters boyfriend bought it from. I feel bad but at the same time it's like what the fuck were these kids thinking. You never know who you're going to meet with Craigslist so my sisters boyfriend legit had a gun on him, cus it's the good ole USA of course. It could have turned out really really bad. I didn't expect him to shoot the kid but it could have happened ya know, I'm glad he showed restraint. Anyway that's my fun afternoon story for you all


I have to add, as white trash as this story sounds I promise I am not. The kids mom pulled up in a benz. At first I was like oh shit it's Pitts! but yeah

Probably gonna need to get the seller of the bike to your sister's boyfriend involved in this too.

 

[Flipmo]

Obama wins - it's a celebration bitches

 

[S O F I]

Kelli's vote tipped the election, I have no doubt.

 

[dilla]

And now we can all go back to not giving a shit about Ohio again.

 

[ARon]

Where has she been anyway, same with Casey.

 

[Jokerman]

Where has she been anyway, same with Casey.

Coonie drove them both away with his Romney support.

 

[ARon]

I just want to share a story with everyone. This election was so important for the rights of so many people. I have a lesbian Aunt who just had twins with her partner. Sadly, they aren't able to get health coverage for their kids yet. I don't want to get into many of the legal details but it's basically because the state she is in doesn't recognize her as their parent or them as a couple. With Romney winning this would surely never be possible and now after this election, right now, it is possible. She called me as soon as word came that Obama won and she was crying and all happy and I started crying and was all happy, it was special. So yeah, this is awesome

 

[Flipmo]

Republicans are clinging onto a time where the moral landscape was very different. They're like the Vatican, instead of moving forward with society and being proactive - they're stuck with the rhetoric of past generations and trying to apply it to generations and societies of the 21st century.
Republicans have to go back to being moderates, remove all Tea Party influences within and concoct a new plan.

Also fuck Puritans - mind fucked Christians that say they hate gays, but disappear on Saturday nights to have a midnight special with Ramon 'Big dick' Lopez.

 

[dilla]

Coonie drove them both away with his Romney support.

Hitler party. I wanted coons in a camp to be assigned to work on highways under supervision. But given that coons can't pick themselves up to do anything, is a beautiful irony for many reasons.

 

[dilla]

I just want to share a story with everyone. This election was so important for the rights of so many people. I have a lesbian Aunt who just had twins with her partner. Sadly, they aren't able to get health coverage for their kids yet. I don't want to get into many of the legal details but it's basically because the state she is in doesn't recognize her as their parent or them as a couple. With Romney winning this would surely never be possible and now after this election, right now, it is possible. She called me as soon as word came that Obama won and she was crying and all happy and I started crying and was all happy, it was special. So yeah, this is awesome

You have to be married to be considered a parent to get coverage? I don't think I've ever heard of that. Just don't say you're lesbian and get the kids the coverage as a single parent. Were they test tube babies? Is that information available when it comes to getting insurance? You can't just pretend to not know the father?

 

[Flipmo]

It passes my mind sometimes (when I take dumps in other peoples houses that is)...

 

[ARon]

You type of people all look a like, funny

 

[ARon]

You have to be married to be considered a parent to get coverage? I don't think I've ever heard of that. Just don't say you're lesbian and get the kids the coverage as a single parent. Were they test tube babies? Is that information available when it comes to getting insurance? You can't just pretend to not know the father?

My aunt is the one who has the coverage, her partner is self employed. Her partner is the one who was inseminated. My aunt wasn't allowed to be put on the birth certificate so she is not considered a parent. Her coverage provider won't consider her kids her kids so she can't cover them.

 

[masta247]

Lol, so last week I went to my (chick) friend's house, me and a couple of friends were eating pizza and drinking beer in the kitchen and I was telling a story but in the process I had to go to the bathroom (which was near the kitchen) and when I went there the other guys were so quiet that I couldn't piss for good 2 or 3 minutes. It felt like the longest 3 minutes of my life.. almost.

 

[ARon]

They were probably thinking, why can't this dude pee.

 

[ARon]

What's everyone think of this song. I feel like The Game has never made bad music, not many rappers can say that about themselves

 

[dilla]

My aunt is the one who has the coverage, her partner is self employed. Her partner is the one who was inseminated. My aunt wasn't allowed to be put on the birth certificate so she is not considered a parent. Her coverage provider won't consider her kids her kids so she can't cover them.

I gotcha. That's a weird rule to have. She can't be a "foster" parent or "adoptive" parent or some shit?

That's some gay-ass laws.

 

[Pittsey]

What's everyone think of this song. I feel like The Game has never made bad music, not many rappers can say that about themselves

I have only listened once... I like it. From what I have heard he's meant to be talking about his faith. But it doesn't seem like it to me.

 

[ARon]

I gotcha. That's a weird rule to have. She can't be a "foster" parent or "adoptive" parent or some shit?

That's some gay-ass laws.

I'm sure there are ways around it all but it would most likely be illegal if they were caught, I'm not sure though. And I think they're kind of taking the moral high ground. They'll fight for their rights regardless of the circumstances ya know.

Nice.

 

[S O F I]

song kinda sucks