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Ristol

New York's Ambassador
Last night was glorious eh Ristol...
I was sitting there with my bible and my Tebow 3:16 shirt, crying my pious little eyes out.

At 42-10 my brother--a drunken, basking 49ers fan--sent me a text: "Tebow time yet?"

You're all going to football hell. Can't wait for Tim's second coming next year.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
I was sitting there with my bible and my Tebow 3:16 shirt, crying my pious little eyes out.

At 42-10 my brother--a drunken, basking 49ers fan--sent me a text: "Tebow time yet?"

You're all going to football hell. Can't wait for Tim's second coming next year.
I think I see this guy as luck/a miracle personified. I can't and won't say much about his talent, whether it's there or not, but take his faith and the crazy comebacks that the Broncos have been having and you've got something you've never seen in football before. Comebacks? Sure, they happen. At this frequency? Sure, in any sport. But with a religious twist? I can't remember the last athlete that was a proud Believer. At least not vocally and in the states.

Will it happen again next year? Sure, it could, but I feel like this "magic" theme of him and his team is really only interesting and valid for one season. Next season, maybe he can go for a rushing record for a TD, or maybe start passing a bit more as a QB. And, of course, have his team keep winning and competing from here on out.

Otherwise, this goes down as just this.."streak" where there was winning and no one could explain it other than with luck.
 

Ristol

New York's Ambassador
Why does tebow think he can run the ball tho?
Well, uh, he can. I'm kidding about being a big Tebow fan--I've enjoyed the comebacks but I'm really just a bereft Jets fan rooting against Tom Brady. But Tebow's single discernible skill on the football field is his ability to run the ball. He's one of the strongest, most physically imposing guys to ever play QB in the NFL. He just can't throw.
 

Ristol

New York's Ambassador
I think I see this guy as luck/a miracle personified. I can't and won't say much about his talent, whether it's there or not, but take his faith and the crazy comebacks that the Broncos have been having and you've got something you've never seen in football before. Comebacks? Sure, they happen. At this frequency? Sure, in any sport. But with a religious twist? I can't remember the last athlete that was a proud Believer. At least not vocally and in the states.

Will it happen again next year? Sure, it could, but I feel like this "magic" theme of him and his team is really only interesting and valid for one season. Next season, maybe he can go for a rushing record for a TD, or maybe start passing a bit more as a QB. And, of course, have his team keep winning and competing from here on out.

Otherwise, this goes down as just this.."streak" where there was winning and no one could explain it other than with luck.
Yeah. And the numerical coincidences in the Steelers game cannot be ignored:

In the Pittsburgh game, they played in the stadium that's closest to heaven (Mile High). Tebow threw for 316 yards. Rothlisberger's interception came on 3rd and 16. Pittsburgh's time of possession was 31 minutes and 6 seconds. Tebow's average yards per completion was 31.6. Someone named John told Tebow to pull trigger on the final TD. And Demaryius Thomas, the target for Tebow's game winner, was born on Christmas.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
There was something about last night's game being 11:36 or something. A verse where someone "dies," perhaps Jesus himself.

See all these theatrics, though? How is this not good for the NFL? All this during a season that may not have even happened due to the lockout.
 

keco52

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Staff member
Well, uh, he can. I'm kidding about being a big Tebow fan--I've enjoyed the comebacks but I'm really just a bereft Jets fan rooting against Tom Brady. But Tebow's single discernible skill on the football field is his ability to run the ball. He's one of the strongest, most physically imposing guys to ever play QB in the NFL. He just can't throw.
Lol I'm jp. I like aggravating tebow fans.
 

dilla

Trumpfan17 aka Coonie aka Dilla aka Tennis Dog
I bought the Head and Shoulders that's supposed to "wake you up" in the morning by cooling your scalp, almost like it's burning with mint leaves?

I've also started shampooing my pubes. Gives em a nice fluff in this humid weather.
 

ARon

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When I go get my haircut they shampoo my hair with some shampoo like that. Feels nice.

Try living in Denver and having to deal with all this tebow bullshit. I understand the relationship between the media, white people/religious people, and a great white hype but all this tebow shit was beyond ridiculous.
 

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