Big Easy said:
Stop being a backpacker. No one said Laffy Taffy was a great song, and damn the lyrics are tight! No one said that. Everyone in this forum knows what real hip-hop is about, including you. And you know there's a difference between that real shit and shit that is meant for the clubs, and that's what this is. Laffy Taffy takes over your body and just makes you dance, ok? If you don't know that, you ain't a real hiphop head, you're just a hater that has to be a backpacker. If you want to go listen to Talib Kweli in the club, go ahead. As for this Kevin Federline song, the dude is a fucking dance, NOT A RAPPER. RAP HAS NOT BEEN HIS LIFE. RAP DOESN'T DEFINE HIS SPEECH, RAP DOESNT DEFINE HIS DRESSCODE, RAP DOESN'T DEFINE HIS HISTORY. RAP DOESN'T DEFINE HIS GIRLFRIEND. ETC. THERE ARE QUALIFICATIONS TO BE A RAPPER, YEAH I SAID IT. This is a white dude who's a dancer, formally a rocker. He reminds me of Justin Timberlake goin R&B.
I'm not being a fucking backpacker. I'm not a big Kweli fan either, so stop jumping to conclusions about what kind of rap I listen to soley based on the fact that I think Laffy Taffy is a horrible fucking song, which it is. I don't care if its just supposed to be a club song, IT'S STILL WACK.
There are plenty of club songs that have great flow and lyrics also. You CAN NOT justify something not being wack by saying "it's just a club song, it doesn't have to have good lyrics". Wack is wack, end of fucking story, and Laffy Taffy is a fucking wack song.
I disgaree that K-Fed has to have "qualifications" as you say, to make a rap song or be a rapper. That's bullshit. How do you know he hasn't listened to and loved rap his whole life? JD used to be a dancer before he was a rapper, is he not "qualified"?
I've listened to rap, rock, metal and funk for my whole life. Rap partially defines my speech and dresscode, as does metal and funk. Your just as likely to see me with my hair in braids rocking some Makaveli Branded as you are to see me wearing a long sleeved Nine Inch Nails t-shirt with my hair down and straight.Music does not in any way define my girlfriend. We share similar musical tastes in some artists, but we also both like artists that the other one would probably never listen to. Rap has defined my history, again only partially.
So, according your theory, maybe I'm not qualified to be a rapper. Yet I've been rapping since I was 8, sold over 100,000 records independantly by the time I was 17, and I'm the only rapper (as far as I know) on this board with a major label deal.
I will love real hiphop till the day I die. and that does not include wackness like Laffy Taffy, The Whistle Song, or any other bullshit with no flow or lyrics that happens to get drunk people dancing in clubs (not exactly hard) because it may have a good bass drum sound, or an average synth melody.