This is my thread

[keco52]

I drove my favorite car today. I dont appreciate anything in my life after that. Fuck this fuel efficient car *kicks* can't live like this.

 

[ARon]

What kind of car is that?

 

[S O F I]

happy grandparents day!

 

[dilla]

Used to celebrate it in elementary school and wrote letters to my GPs. Just stopped after that. Dunno why. Now I just call them weekly. Or used to when I was back at home.

 

[keco52]

How did the hipster burn his tongue? He ate his dinner before it was cool

 

[Ristol]

How many people in Brooklyn are hipsters?

Trick question. Hipsters aren't people.

 

[ARon]

All these hipster jokes are making me question my excitement for the return of How to Make It In America.

 

[S O F I]

Two hipsters walk into a bar...

that you've never heard of before.

 

[ARon]

Pshh

How many hipsters does it take to screw in a light bulb?

It's a number you've never heard of.

 

[Da_Funk]

I had to google hipster to find out what the fuck they are.

 

[S O F I]

You live in winnipeg..its understandable.

 

[Ristol]

You live in winnipeg..its understandable.

NO I DON'T YOU FAGGOT TAKE IT BACK

 

[Jokerman]

A Hipster ideally possesses no more than 2% body fat.

 

[Ristol]

No reason to make a thread about it, but this is my last post ever. Bye guys! You are good people. Do not be offended if I delete you from whatever social networking sites we're friends on. I am still a fan of this board.

 

[ARon]

Why are you leaving. I thought SH was the only reason you're still alive.

 

[keco52]

Happy Belated Birthday Ristol

 

[Flipmo]

We have a lot of Hipsters here in Montreal. For the most part, they don't bother me, but some a really a huge pain in the ass.

 

[S O F I]

I'm fucking blind in my left eye.

Not really, but I went to the doctor for a routine medical exam (last one was about 4 years ago), and they did the routine eye exam with the letters and shit and when I covered my right eye, everything was fucking blurry. It's a huge bummer for me right now. My doctor is no optometrist so I have a referral to get tested. But fuck though, I don't want to join the four eyes club.

 

[S O F I]

I told my doctor that I was concerned with my drinking and that I had stopped. She asked how much, so I told her about 3-5 days a week, 5 drinks or more, to which she said that generally, having more than one drink per day is considered alcoholism. So i laughed and told her that's crazy, cause you can't even get drunk off of one drink!

 

[dilla]

I'm no doctor yet, but your new-found blindness in your left eye is most likely due to taking cum shots in the eye from the guys that shoot off too early during your nights as a nickel-whore. Get the glasses, tie a condom on the left side of it and start recording songs for women. You will be known as SOFI 'Left Eye" Lopez.