The Imperial Collapse Playbook

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An average of seven human plague cases are reported each year in the United States, with most cases being the bubonic form rather than pneumonic plague. However, pneumonic plague can occur and is transmitted through respiratory droplets from infected individuals.
Centers for Disease Control and Prevention Forbes

One dead in Russia so far.

I guess Russian lab scientists work on the plague research while wearing t-shirts and shorts!

Trump: Big Problem

STFU Trump.

Edit:

US annual plague average revised without explanation ​

A total of 131 cases were recorded nationally between 2000 and 2025, 17 of which were fatal, the CDC’s database says

 

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Trump calls reported pneumonic plague outbreak ‘big problem for Russia’

'TICKING TIME BOMB': US demands answers from Russia on possible plague death

Did ‘manipulated’ plague kill Russian? Ex-CDC director has questions

US demands Moscow disclose its plague leak


What kind of bovine excrement is this?

This;

Covid conspiracy confirmed in court

‘Trauma deaths were reported as COVID deaths’: Doctor drops bombshell at Johnson’s roundtable

'COVID vaccine has worst side effects ever': Dr Rogers' explosive claim rocks fiery Senate hearing

'Blood clots surge like never before…': Dr McCullough's chilling revelations on mRNA COVID vaccines

'CIA showing us a big middle finger!': GOP Senators explode over COVID cover-up in fiery hearing


[I'm not going to take all of it at face value but I swear I remember being led to believe that it was just a "unfounded conspiracy theory"]

[The worst one was taking a few ill children dying and skewing to make it seem like kids were dropping like flies]

Shame

 

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DHS and federal agencies seized 90 Cuba-bound fuel shipments worth roughly 620,000 gallons.

Pendejos

 

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Navi Pillay a "pro-Palestinian" an anti-genocide lady wins Nobel Peace Prize.

Trump: That prize belongs to me!

Rubio: We're going to take down the ICC!

Bill Gates: People will die.

FBI: We've stopped yet another mass shooting by selling an AK to a kid!

Trump: Iran can bomb LA!

FDA: Come on ya'll, stop hugging prairie dogs.

Fleas: I'm just trying to feed my kids.

Russia: Not an outbreak...

Fauci: On advice of council, I respectfully decline to answer based on my rights under the 5th Amendment to the Constitution.

Pfizer: Got cancer? We've got a vaccine for that.

Taylor Swift: That's my man! Check out the diamonds!

Modonna: What's a Ubasute?

Ed Sheeran: I wish I was just married to Meghan Markle instead of dealing with this Jew political shit.

Netanyahu: I will cluster bomb kite fliers.

A rabbi: So, an ICE agent and an illegal immigrant walks into a bar.

Trump: We're getting diesel from Russia.

US soldier: I got a paper cut from an Iranian drone strike and I'm suicidal.

Cop: We're gonna need more small handcuffs.

The French: We're burning shit down again.

TikTok feminist: Here are red flags for toxic men.

A.I.: Hacking Hugging Face like a boss.

Sam Altman: A.I. has 95% efficacy and it's worth it.

Senior citizen: I'm dying from Remdesivir. Need help.

Doctor: What did you expect? He's unvaccinated!

Toxic women: I literally didn't do anything.

Jane Doe: Snorting Ketamine off dicks was amazing.

Christa Pike: WTF? I deserve a second last meal. Fosho

Bat shit crazy conservatives: It was god's will to let Christa live!

Science and history: Hanging or beheading is probably a better option.

Me: I think I'm going to watch the livestream of the firing squad.

Shlemiel

 

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I think they should 1985 MOVE all frat houses. Surely there's another Trump growing up in one of those places.

 

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Not even Hollywood could make this up!

Meet Captain Fathom, the dog who deployed with the USS Abraham Lincoln

Panama hit with double earthquake 4 months after Venezuela

Trump: We're going to rename it "Trump Tectonics"

Pentagon: aaaaaa... I'm pretty sure we can't steal oil from Russia or China bros.

Kremlin: aaaaa... I think Kanye is too Nazi even for us.

The Zelensky: We need moar captagon and drones. *sniff*

Rubio: We will install a new president in Ukraine.

Bill Gates: A.I. is more dangerous than drugs!

Fauci: On advice of council, I respectfully decline to answer under the 5th Amendment to the Constitution.

Netanyahu: Goebbels would be proud!

Candace Owens: Melania is a man!

Peter Thiel: It'a all Obama's fault.

Trump: Melania and I are proud to announce our new golden ultra MAGA super singularity!

Navi Pillay: Small hands... smells like cabbage.

ICC: Do we have small handcuffs?

Andy Burnham: Russia is responsible for Brexit.

China: We got some of that good diesel bros.

Token liberal white bitch: By the power invested in me by the Constitution within my sovereign boarders under the treaty of 1776, I literally didn't do anything.

US solider: The medical system failed me! wah wah wah

Bill Cooper: Beyond the Pale Horse!

Xi Jinping: We can see your stealth jets bros.

Northwestern US hippy offspring: dismiss, distract, distort, and dismay and um... dominate!

6 year-old teacher shooter: Shut yo bitch ass up.

A child in Gaza: I'm depressed after my parents gave me a kite for christmas.

Me: I think Jesus was a Palestinian.

John Bolton: Trump is too soft.

Miriam Adelson: This is not what I paid for.

US Veteran: "Make way, veteran coming through! I need to make my flight"

2027: You're going to miss 2026 bros.

Low IQ pretentious asshole: Here's a way to Wabi-Sabi your living room.

Me: LMAO wtf.

 

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The Zelensky: 'Regimes in Russia and Iran Are Brothers in Hatred' and Urges Allies to Unite

Minneapolis: Rep. Omar is AWOL after a string of Somali gang violence

Compton: Ninja please!

Illhan Omar: I will not be silenced!

Trump: I'm redesigning a golf course guys!

Selma Blair: I literally didn't do anything.

Mohammed bin Salman: Hiding in my bunker like a boss!

Putin: This is what happens when you let Ziocons blow up fuel tankers.

María del Carmen Abascal: I'm 87 and I was evicted from my home.

Carlton Johnson II: Hold my blunt.

Local pharmacy: Did you know? You can get COVID-19, Influenza and shingles vaccines all at the same time!

Shohei Ohtani: Waking up at 2 AM and 4 AM to change diapers is really fucking up my game.

Dumbass: The stock market is at a record high! Work harder!

Germany: No way we're buying diesel from Russia. We'll build a wall if we have to.

Mohsen Rezaei: We'll destroy US A.I. infrastructures if we have to.

Peasants: Fuck yeahhhhh!

Trump: Ultra MAGA Super Intelligence is responsible for bombing a school in Iran.

Kid Rock: Fuck Islam!

Trump: I've met Kid Rock. Wonderful guy. Let me tell you, we're both tired of these has-been Hollywood celebrities.

Poland: We're deploying 24,000 police after stabbings in our schools.

USA: LOLz

Pope Leo: Capital punishment is an attack on human dignity.

Me: Nice 24K Jesus-piece.

Sydney Sweeney: Dressing up like a whore to support women's sports, like a boss.

The Academy: And the Oscar goes to.... A black woman.

Indigenous Peoples: Fuck your neocolonialist holiday.

60 year-old guy: I'm dressing up as a Hamburglar this year.

Me at Fantasy Fest: Oh my gourd! Look at all the disgusting painted tits on these 60 year-old women! I think I need ketamine.

Kelly Clarkson: Pretty Woman! Walking down the street! Pretty woman!

Manatees at the hotel pool: Holy shit, that's one big ass.

Parrots: I miss old-school pirates.

Hegseth: Bah... humbug! You betcha.

Me: $36.22 for a hamburger? That's just wrong.

Keffe D: Can't sleep. Only one mattress, no ramen noodles and my sentencing is tomorrow.

My Mom: LMAO wtf.

I guess this is how West Asia welcomes Satan worshipers!

No just kidding - it's a cultural dance called Al-Ayyala. Learning something new everyday!