The machine gun bunker in Saving Private Ryan? Fake.
I've read about the water cooled machine guns and how soldiers would sometimes use their own urine instead of water!! Can you imagine the stench while murdering people? Dang.
So, the Russians beat the Nazis -- nevermind that.
I'm really offended that the midterm election is being called the "Blue Tsunami"
Some estimates say 8 million horses, mules and donkeys died in WW1. That's so sad.
During the 1932–1933 Holodomor, starving Ukrainians resorted to eating unconventional items like boiled leather from boots and shoes to survive.
I no longer want to hear US soldiers complaining about paper cuts they get while bombing Iran. Sheesh.
Isn't it time to
disconnect our grocery stores off the internet?
One thing I truly wish is that Michael Jackson had the same plastic surgeon as Tom Cruise.
You know they say it's not a one time thing. Once you lift your face, you gotta keep lifting it again and again.
I'm so glad people don't like Elon Musk now - we were headed for disaster with his brain chips. Maybe good for disabled people but for me playing video games with my mind sounds lame.
Just to let everyone know, I don't play video games anymore -- they're boring.
So, I just read that popular candies have arsenic in them. More reason to boycott Halloween? Nah, it's already in our water.
Recently, people in NYC have been arrested for entering manholes! I'm pretty sure people have been living down there for over a hundred years!
All these leaders of foreign countries commenting on the US midterm election like it matters! Ha! I saw a Japanese politician refusing to comment on the matter and I was like "heck yeah!" -- but later I digressed and concluded that he's been told to do so by ghost of General MacArthur.
Remember, when the west speaks of human rights, it's just noise.
Please, don't cut a hole in your window screen so you can fit a phone charger through it to play music on the patio. The sounds of birds are fine for me.
Every time I watch House Hunters and see Americans trying to buy a house in Europe I get embarrassed.
I'm certain there's more to it with the recent cyberattacks than mere "hackers from North Korea" !!
One time I heard that the Rosewell UFO crashed from a lightening strike and I thought it was complete bullshit.
Whoever these E.T.s are visiting Earth, they must be some kind of freaks and outcasts from their native planet! But hey, it riles up the kids. Mars this, moon that.
Forget Hallow Earth, we're moving on to Hallow Moon. Hallowed be thy name. Through the valley of shadow of death Halloween my ass. Lame.
Dressing up as a homeless person? Bad. Dressing up as white trash? Okay. Dressing up as a black person? Cultural appropriation! Dressing up as Trump? Funny as hell!
Grown adults stealing a bowl full of candy from doorsteps? Shameful. I say, hey it's your arsenic!
Cyanide in apple seeds? God's way of saying "hey don't eat that, you'll run out of apples"
Scientist: No, the apples that didn't produce cyanide in its seeds went extinct.
Me: Word.
Have you seen photos of watermelons before human intervention? That crap looks weird.
I heard bananas are genetic clones.
My neighbor gave me a wal mart brand cola and was like "it's so much cheaper than regular coke" -- it also taste like cough syrup.
Long ago, I was at a mall and a Pepsi employee had set up a table with two cups. He wanted me to pick the better tasting cola out the two and I kept picking Coca Cola. He refused to budge and kept telling me to pick and pick again like I was playing some kind of subway magic trick for money.
Eating blowfish? The thrill really isn't there because the processing plant takes out the toxic part and vacuum seals the eatable parts!
If you live in the midwest, don't go to a sushi restaurant and ask "what's fresh?" like a douchebag who failed geography -- the answer is nothing.
I can for sure give up on diamonds of Botswana but I'm never giving up on cocoa from Ghana!
You know what William Wallace said - they may take our wives by they'll never take our television!
I feel sorry for the graphic designers that produce crappy recycled art. A.I. can do all that now and I'm in the same boat bros.
My latest diagnosis - pizza delivery disorder. The pizza's always showing up at the wrong door.
Sure, I give a chance to these feminist articles I see online but as soon as I see the word "patriarchy" I close the tab and move on to the next.
Have you ever worn a red Polo shirt to Target? It's a freaking disaster.
Now when I go to Target, all I see is red shirt zombies scanning crap for curbside pick-ups. They don't even acknowledge me. It's the sign of the times.
I'm so worried about these people who can't even drive safely on ground getting excited for flying cars.
I wish global warming would speed up so I can be an armchair archeologist in Antarctica!
Have you ever tried eating a day old Olive Garden breadstick? I think I'd get more nutrition from chewing tree barks.
Sometimes I have so little motivation to cook but I refuse to eat out because I can't afford it, and I've worked in a kitchen, I know what goes on back there!
You know if the trillionaires tries to escape the destruction of Earth and into space, we're gonna drag them down like Titanic passengers and give them a whole new meaning to "Down to Earth". Chea chea