Just because you have a 15-inch dick doesn't mean you're a urologist. Just because you spent money on hip-hop 1,000 times doesn't mean you know shit about it.
And if you're a DJ, well, then you really should know better. Unless you're one of the wack ones.
What is the Original Rap? Do you want Herc and Bam to throw some more parties and loop breaks and have motherfuckers yell over them? That's the real original rap.
The og rap as it is today, I guess you mean you want us to go back to Sugarhill. Great, let's go back to when an R&B singer/songwriter whose career was over hired a bouncer at a club to get some of his friends together and steal another guy's rhyme book and rap over it on an OBVIOUS DISCO SAMPLE.
You're a fucking idiot. I hate to pull this card, but what does someone sitting in Germany know about what's going on in hip-hop and especially the various underground scenes? About as much as I know about what's going on with fucking Kraftwerk or something.
You don't know shit. The underground is about to be forgotten and is falling into obscurity? Mike Jones sold over 180,000 copies of his album in the first week. He'll be platinum before Nas. I hear Lil Flip shouting out underground legends like Fat Pat and DJ Screw on a song that I hear on the radio on a regular basis. Oh yeah, and the record company that put out that song is the venerable underground, Rap-a-lot (but who the fuck do they have? Nobody knows who Scarface is.). The guy whose record it is? Pimp C. Going gold for him was probably the same as going diamond was for Outkast. I've never him on the radio talking about sipping lean in his cup or not stopping until whitey pays him. Everybody's forgotten "Big Pimpin", that's right.
You're right, these underground motherfuckers need to stop wasting time and get themselves some recognition! That guy who put out "Bia Bia" and "I Don't Give a Fuck"... what was that guy thinking, languishing on indie-ass TVT. MF Doom needs to quit - The New Yorker will never write an article about some guy who puts out his indie records on a different label for every release. And way back in the early '90s... what was this Rakeem cat thinking, getting his group to put out some shit about protecting necks and terrorizing jams like troops in Pakistan independently? And what about Percy Miller? Ice Cream Man was kinda hot, but he'll never put out a sound that dominates the hip-hop landscape for a couple of years by deciding to turn his record store into a label. The same goes for those Cash Money motherfuckers, they can put out It's All On U and Chopper City and Get it How U Live or whatever. Jay-Z's never gonna hop on their remix. And why the fuck are they letting the kid of some bitch the label owner used to fuck rap? No one's ever gonna care about him. He's not gonna grow older and set the hip-hop community on fire with some mixtapes that he puts out himself for fun, fuck that.
Big Jaz's hypeman, did you hear about him? He needs to get his shit together, too. He's starting his own record label instead of signing to a major. He'll never go platinum!
TONIO1986: WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT