Film & TV Funniest Family Guy moments?
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Here's some funny quotes from the movie
Peter (Mad because he can't rent porn at the new Lackluster video store): "Where exactly in the bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor is at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says it because the bible is way too long to read."
Peter (After getting fired from the TV station): "Well it appears I've been fired. Well as long as I am no longer working here, let me tell you something. You know what really grinds my gears? You, America! Fuck you!"
Samuel Adams commercial: (Waiter) "Would you like something to drink?" (Guy 1) "I'll have water please" (Guy 2) "I'll have water too, but with lemon" (Guy 3) "I'll have a Sam Adams" (Guy 4) "It's 9:30 in the morning!" (Guy 2) "And don't you have an outstanding DUI?" (Guy 3) "Yeah but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth" (Guy 4) "I'll have a Sam Adams too"
Peter (Mad because he can't rent porn at the new Lackluster video store): "Where exactly in the bible does it say a man can't fire off some knuckle children in the privacy of his own neighbor's living room while his neighbor is at work because I don't have a DVD player? Well I don't know where it says it because the bible is way too long to read."
Peter (After getting fired from the TV station): "Well it appears I've been fired. Well as long as I am no longer working here, let me tell you something. You know what really grinds my gears? You, America! Fuck you!"
Samuel Adams commercial: (Waiter) "Would you like something to drink?" (Guy 1) "I'll have water please" (Guy 2) "I'll have water too, but with lemon" (Guy 3) "I'll have a Sam Adams" (Guy 4) "It's 9:30 in the morning!" (Guy 2) "And don't you have an outstanding DUI?" (Guy 3) "Yeah but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth" (Guy 4) "I'll have a Sam Adams too"
Here's some more
Thundercats spoof
Cheetara: "Hey Liono, what's going on?"
Lion-o: "I'm not sure Cheetara, but I've got a bad feeling Mumm-Ra's up to something"
Cheetara: Hmmm... I'll be right back, I'm gonna use the john"
Lion-o: (Pulls out sword) "Eye of thunder, give me sight beyond sight!" (Starts looking at Cheetara on the toilet)
Snarf: (Walks into room) "Lion-o, what are you doing, snarf snarf?"
Lion-o; (Drops sword) " Oh, hey, uh, not much, not much... You wanna, uh, get wasted or something?"
I don't want to spoil the movie so for this next quote I'll use blank instead of a name
Just after having sex for the first time
Blank: "I-I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before"
Fran: Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?"
Blank: I guess both... uhh do I give you money or something?"
Thundercats spoof
Cheetara: "Hey Liono, what's going on?"
Lion-o: "I'm not sure Cheetara, but I've got a bad feeling Mumm-Ra's up to something"
Cheetara: Hmmm... I'll be right back, I'm gonna use the john"
Lion-o: (Pulls out sword) "Eye of thunder, give me sight beyond sight!" (Starts looking at Cheetara on the toilet)
Snarf: (Walks into room) "Lion-o, what are you doing, snarf snarf?"
Lion-o; (Drops sword) " Oh, hey, uh, not much, not much... You wanna, uh, get wasted or something?"
I don't want to spoil the movie so for this next quote I'll use blank instead of a name
Just after having sex for the first time
Blank: "I-I'm sorry, that's never happened to me before"
Fran: Which part, the 8 seconds of sex or the 40 minutes of crying?"
Blank: I guess both... uhh do I give you money or something?"
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my favorite scene was when they showed cookie monster in rehab..he said that ernie planted cookies in his bed and didnt know how they got there...
then later in the episode, cookie monster was hiding in a female bathroom stall, cooking cookie dough with a lighter and spoon saying 'come oooooonn come on'..
that stuff is hilarious!
then later in the episode, cookie monster was hiding in a female bathroom stall, cooking cookie dough with a lighter and spoon saying 'come oooooonn come on'..
that stuff is hilarious!
*Lois gets a phone call and runs downstairs to the laundry area in the basement and sees Peter watching the dryer*
Lois: Peter, why are you staring at the dryer?
Peter: I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theatre. See, now those are Chris' socks, right, now, they don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers
*Balls up like little girl*
Peter: OOO, IT'S FUN THE WATCH RICH PEOPLE BE NAUGHTY!
Lois: Peter, why are you staring at the dryer?
Peter: I'm watching the latest episode of Laundry Theatre. See, now those are Chris' socks, right, now, they don't know that Stewie's shirt is having an affair with Meg's trousers
*Balls up like little girl*
Peter: OOO, IT'S FUN THE WATCH RICH PEOPLE BE NAUGHTY!
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