Film & TV Funniest Family Guy moments?

Lois: I guarantee you a man made that commercial.
Peter: Of course a man made it. It's a commercial Lois, not a delicious thanksgiving dinner.
 
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can't remember it exactly

Peter: i read it in a book somewhere
Brian: are you sure it was a book?.........are you sure it wasn't just nothing?
Peter: oh yeah.......you're right



or


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
 
can't remember it exactly

Peter: i read it in a book somewhere
Brian: are you sure it was a book?.........are you sure it wasn't just nothing?
Peter: oh yeah.......you're right



or


Peter: Excuse me, is your refrigerator running?
Because if it is, it probably runs like you - very homosexually.
 
Lois: Oh my God! I'm a terrible mother...
Stewie: Ha-ha! I got it all on tape!!

*Steiwe pulls out tape recorder, starts playing*

Stewie (on tape as Ed McMahon): Okay, Stewie, we've got a really great show...
Stewie (on tape as himself): That's great Ed...And now, a word from our sponsers...
Stewie (on tape in Operation commercial): It takes a very steady hand...don't touch the sides...(buzzer noise) Oh! Butter-fingers...

*Lois stares in silence, Stewie grabs tape recorder and stops tape*

Stewe: I'm doing a radio show for fun...Everybody does it, well, everybody i know-SHUT UP!

*Stewe runs out of the room*
 
Lois: Oh My God! Peter you just ate a year's worth of food
Peter: what a waste of money...i'm still hungry
*Peter takes a sip of water and gets huge*
Peter: Everybody get out i need to poop.......NOW!!!
 
Joe tells the guys about how he can watch TV when Bonnie is asleep with wireless headphones in order to let her sleep in peace. Then it cuts to a scene with him having these headphones on in dead silence. All of a sudden you hear:
YEAH! LET'S GET EM! ROCK AND ROLL!
 
anyone see the Mob episode where Peter suggests moving to England, beacuse the worst crime they have their is drive-by arguements?
 
/\ there's a thread over at realestniggas - thats where i get em from. it's regularly updated.
 

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