Film & TV Funniest Family Guy moments?
- Thread starter Butt Rubber
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One of my favorite parts in Family Guy went something like this:
(The episode when Peter has his own country "Petoria")
*Chris trys to walk to school in the morning*
Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school, but a man stopped me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army.
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh..Thats a good army.
(The episode when Peter has his own country "Petoria")
*Chris trys to walk to school in the morning*
Chris: Dad, I tried to go to school, but a man stopped me.
Peter: Oh yeah? Him and what army.
Chris: The U.S. Army.
Peter: Oh..Thats a good army.
Probably the best episode is the one where Joe and his wife move in. Here r sum good quotes from it
Peter - Holy Crip Hes a Crapple
Peter - My whole family worships the ground he can’t even walk on
Peter - You’re not supposed to admire wheelchair people. You’re supposed to feel sorry for them.
PS - Neone no where i cud download this episode. I tried Spooner street, it doesnt work
Peter - Holy Crip Hes a Crapple
Peter - My whole family worships the ground he can’t even walk on
Peter - You’re not supposed to admire wheelchair people. You’re supposed to feel sorry for them.
PS - Neone no where i cud download this episode. I tried Spooner street, it doesnt work
When Peter was speaking with the man in the chicken-suit discussing his coupon, then out of nowhere Peter's like "Hey...silly rabbit "Trix" are for kids!" as he walks up to that damn rabbit!
The family were eating dinner and I can't remember who was arguing, but Peter begins to speak thinking he'll add his input but he just says "Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up...this is not my Batman cup!"
They were all standing in the front yard, then some man just runs up and kicks Peter in the nuts and thinking nothing of it, then told Peter he was on the popular show "You've just been kicked in the nuts!" as he points to the hidden camera and U hear the studio audience's laughter, and Peter gets up excited about making the show!
The family were eating dinner and I can't remember who was arguing, but Peter begins to speak thinking he'll add his input but he just says "Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up...this is not my Batman cup!"
They were all standing in the front yard, then some man just runs up and kicks Peter in the nuts and thinking nothing of it, then told Peter he was on the popular show "You've just been kicked in the nuts!" as he points to the hidden camera and U hear the studio audience's laughter, and Peter gets up excited about making the show!
From last week's episode:
Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
^^^^Ha I hate those kids too.
Peace.
Stewie (to Jeremy, the babysitter's boyfriend):
Ha! I got your hat! Take that, hatless! Now go back to the quad and resume your hackey sac tourney! I'm not gonna lay down for some frat boy bastard with his damn teether sandals and his Skoal Bandits and his Abercrombie and Fitch long sleeved, open stitched, crew neck Henley smoking his sticky buds out of a soda can while watching his favorite downloaded Simpsons episodes every night! Yes, we all love "Mr. Plow"! Oh, you've got the song memorized, do you? SO DOES EVERYONE ELSE! That is exactly the kind of idiot you see at Taco Bell at 1 in the morning! The guy who just whiffed his way down the bar skank ladder!
^^^^Ha I hate those kids too.
Peace.
actually, he says "stand here and be lectured by a pervert" 
that episode is great though. here's another one from that episode (i couldn't be arsed writing it out so i recorded an mp3) with pictures to illustrate:
download mp3 clip here
"i was gonna try and sell you some handsome-cream, but i see you already bought out the store"
"go on.."
that episode is great though. here's another one from that episode (i couldn't be arsed writing it out so i recorded an mp3) with pictures to illustrate:download mp3 clip here
"i was gonna try and sell you some handsome-cream, but i see you already bought out the store"
"go on.."
The one where Peter wins a boat is funny as hell.
Meg: Dad, nobody gives things away for free.
Peter:That's not true, i know people who give things away for free.
*Peter thinks back, he's on a street with a crowd of protestors.
Crowd:Free Tibet, Free Tibet
Peter: I'll take it!
*runs into phone booth.
Peter:Hello? China? I have something I think you want, but it's gonna cost you.....that's right.All the tea.
Meg: Dad, nobody gives things away for free.
Peter:That's not true, i know people who give things away for free.
*Peter thinks back, he's on a street with a crowd of protestors.
Crowd:Free Tibet, Free Tibet
Peter: I'll take it!
*runs into phone booth.
Peter:Hello? China? I have something I think you want, but it's gonna cost you.....that's right.All the tea.
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