do you thoroughly wipe your ass

[Maverick]

dude what the hell is wrong with you

 

[TheCat]

^on a side note I do shave my ass, just so you know I mach 3 my number 2

are you serious you shave your ASSHOLE?

i your ass hairs are going to be as tough as barbwire now.

 

[Maverick]

i shave my gooch.

 

[Dogmatic187]

I have moved on the the Schick Quattros. I love the close shave. Mach 3 is for n00bs.

^This.

on a side note I do shave my ass, just so you know I mach 3 my number 2

Disclaimer ... I do not dress up as a woman.

You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and put 2 and 2 together here.

 

[dillaxx]

^This.





You know what? I'm just gonna go ahead and put 2 and 2 together here.

Haha, why'd you quote me?

 

[Dogmatic187]

Haha, why'd you quote me?

Because I too upgraded from the 3 blades for 13 year olds, and what apparently works better for someone's ass.

 

[ill-matic]

lol a door opened for humour but too many people tried to get through that door. so much that the door frame collapsed and everything failed.

 

[Shadows]

I have moved on the the Schick Quattros. I love the close shave. Mach 3 is for n00bs.

i use Gillette 5-bladed razor, because Quattros is for n00bs.

As for the whipping ass thing, of course i do.

Its just painful looking at the way other countries do it.

With Sticks and leaves, or Sticks attached to sponges. lmao, that would hurt!

 

[ill-matic]

i use Gillette 5-bladed razor, because Quattros is for n00bs.

As for the whipping ass thing, of course i do.

Its just painful looking at the way other countries do it.

With Sticks and leaves, or Sticks attached to sponges. lmao, that would hurt!

whipping ass lmao

 

[Prize Gotti]

lmfwao = laugh my freshly wiped ass off!


I once visited a friend of a friends house, and during my visit I asked politely to use the lavatory. After placing my deposit, I wiped my ass and washed my hands, and was left with one question for my new host ... why was there two toilets in there? I asked and got a laughing response. Apparently one was a toilet, and the other was a b-day. A B-day is an ass wash sink that looks like a horizontal urinal. That was the first time I seen one, and I have seen them in hotel rooms across europe since. I don't see them often though, never on one of my birthdays. It brings a whole new meaning to happy bday, like I hope you wash your ass properly.

The question here should be not if you wipe your ass but if you wash your hands afterwards.

lol i was taking the piss because you spelt it "Bday".

 

[dillaxx]

Because I too upgraded from the 3 blades for 13 year olds, and what apparently works better for someone's ass.

Yeah, and it works much better. Anyone use electric?

 

[ill-matic]

Yeah, and it works much better. Anyone use electric?

nah. never gives me a close enough shave.. leaves me with a bit of a shadow which i hate. i pretty much hack my skin off whenever i shave

 

[dillaxx]

nah. never gives me a close enough shave.. leaves me with a bit of a shadow which i hate. i pretty much hack my skin off whenever i shave

Yeah, I gotta go through quite a bit of pain to get my face smoother than a baby's bottom. Not that I know what one feels like.

 

[S. Fourteen]

:moody:shuddup S O F I - we aren't even in the same world when the word ketchup is mentioned.

[edit]bitch

 

[Duke]

Mach 3? Schick Quattro? 5-bladed razors? What the fuck are you people for pansies.

I use cheap, disposable, brandless razors that leave a massive stubble so you're forced to shave twice for a half-decent finish. After that the poor blade is so maimed and mangled it's ready to be discarded. Throw it away. Repeat in 2 days.

That's how a man shaves. You little wuppies you.

 

[Sirus85]

Sirus, can you wash my ass for me? You got the whole technique on lock.

You cheeky lil' fucker.....

 

[Bender]

I wipe my own ass, big daddy

 

[dillaxx]

Mach 3? Schick Quattro? 5-bladed razors? What the fuck are you people for pansies.

I use cheap, disposable, brandless razors that leave a massive stubble so you're forced to shave twice for a half-decent finish. After that the poor blade is so maimed and mangled it's ready to be discarded. Throw it away. Repeat in 2 days.

That's how a man shaves. You little wuppies you.

Oh I use disposable razors sometimes....disposable Schick Quattros.....