I always wash my ass after wiping it. Is that strange?
not if you're muslim. Wiping your ass if you're Muslim...now that's strange.

Are you Muslim, SOFI? You pajama clown lookin-ass camel jockey you.
How do you wash your ass everytime you shit? Hop in the shower? Or do what the Asians do and keep a jug by the sink so you fill it up and use your left hand. Uh, that's nasty. Just spread your ass cheeks in the shower. You put the soap bar in your ass? UGGH!!!!!!![]()
so does mean you dont have a birthday? and if you did, it would be the only time you'd wash your ass?
lmfwao = laugh my freshly wiped ass off!
I once visited a friend of a friends house, and during my visit I asked politely to use the lavatory. After placing my deposit, I wiped my ass and washed my hands, and was left with one question for my new host ... why was there two toilets in there? I asked and got a laughing response. Apparently one was a toilet, and the other was a b-day. A B-day is an ass wash sink that looks like a horizontal urinal. That was the first time I seen one, and I have seen them in hotel rooms across europe since. I don't see them often though, never on one of my birthdays. It brings a whole new meaning to happy bday, like I hope you wash your ass properly.
The question here should be not if you wipe your ass but if you wash your hands afterwards.
^ I was unsure about the spelling, dictionary.com was shit in this instance for coming up with the alternate/correct spelling. It is still pronounced b-day none the less.
on a side note I do shave my ass, just so you know I mach 3 my number 2
^ at 18 years of age do you even know how to use a mach 3 gillette?
now please take your mach 3 to your carotid artery and bleed out in your bathtub.