do you thoroughly wipe your ass

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

it's even harder to wipe your ass when you got a bush around your asshole...believe me

 

[Maverick]

after reading this thread, i have officially wiped my ass for the first time. i used sandpaper to shave fecal deposits due to lack of maintenance.

 

[masta247]

I always wash my ass after wiping it. Is that strange? I would feel uncomfortable with remnants of shit on my body.

 

[S O F I]

I always wash my ass after wiping it. Is that strange?

not if you're muslim. Wiping your ass if you're Muslim...now that's strange.

 

[dillaxx]

not if you're muslim. Wiping your ass if you're Muslim...now that's strange.

Are you Muslim, SOFI? You pajama clown lookin-ass camel jockey you.

How do you wash your ass everytime you shit? Hop in the shower? Or do what the Asians do and keep a jug by the sink so you fill it up and use your left hand. Uh, that's nasty. Just spread your ass cheeks in the shower. You put the soap bar in your ass? UGGH!!!!!!

 

[Jeremy]

I use huggies wipes. I wipe so much a go through a roll of toilet paper every 3-4 days.

 

[S O F I]

Are you Muslim, SOFI? You pajama clown lookin-ass camel jockey you.

How do you wash your ass everytime you shit? Hop in the shower? Or do what the Asians do and keep a jug by the sink so you fill it up and use your left hand. Uh, that's nasty. Just spread your ass cheeks in the shower. You put the soap bar in your ass? UGGH!!!!!!

I'm not Muslim. But, to answer your question, most public places in Bosnia, ones with a large muslim population, they don't have toilet paper. All you get is a canister (like a gas canister) by the toilet. I don't know how they do it...I mean...how do you...dry your ass? I don't know.

 

[Kadafi Son]

If I could somehow shave the hair on my azz, the "wipin-my-azz-" routine would make my life easier. I'm sick of seein lil specs of blood on the tissue

 

[Bender]

so does mean you dont have a birthday? and if you did, it would be the only time you'd wash your ass?

lmfwao = laugh my freshly wiped ass off!


I once visited a friend of a friends house, and during my visit I asked politely to use the lavatory. After placing my deposit, I wiped my ass and washed my hands, and was left with one question for my new host ... why was there two toilets in there? I asked and got a laughing response. Apparently one was a toilet, and the other was a b-day. A B-day is an ass wash sink that looks like a horizontal urinal. That was the first time I seen one, and I have seen them in hotel rooms across europe since. I don't see them often though, never on one of my birthdays. It brings a whole new meaning to happy bday, like I hope you wash your ass properly.

The question here should be not if you wipe your ass but if you wash your hands afterwards.

 

[Chronic]

Bidet - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

 

[dillaxx]

lmfwao = laugh my freshly wiped ass off!


I once visited a friend of a friends house, and during my visit I asked politely to use the lavatory. After placing my deposit, I wiped my ass and washed my hands, and was left with one question for my new host ... why was there two toilets in there? I asked and got a laughing response. Apparently one was a toilet, and the other was a b-day. A B-day is an ass wash sink that looks like a horizontal urinal. That was the first time I seen one, and I have seen them in hotel rooms across europe since. I don't see them often though, never on one of my birthdays. It brings a whole new meaning to happy bday, like I hope you wash your ass properly.

The question here should be not if you wipe your ass but if you wash your hands afterwards.

It's "bidet". I have one in my house and I'm the only one that doesn't use it (it's in my parents' room and then the other 8 months I'm away from home).


And SOFI, that's what I was referring to when there would be a jug and you fill it up with a faucet and use your hand to scrub away. I said the Asians do it alot, the left hand is the "sanitary" hand, meaning they use that left hand to wash their ass. You would think the muslims would just use their clothes for that shit. Hahaha.

 

[Bender]

^ I was unsure about the spelling, dictionary.com was shit in this instance for coming up with the alternate/correct spelling. It is still pronounced b-day none the less.


on a side note I do shave my ass, just so you know I mach 3 my number 2

 

[Euphanasia]

What the fuck?

 

[Tha_Wood]

^ I was unsure about the spelling, dictionary.com was shit in this instance for coming up with the alternate/correct spelling. It is still pronounced b-day none the less.


on a side note I do shave my ass, just so you know I mach 3 my number 2

mach 3 a main artery please.

 

[Bender]

^ at 18 years of age do you even know how to use a mach 3 gillette?

 

[dillaxx]

I have moved on the the Schick Quattros. I love the close shave. Mach 3 is for n00bs.

 

[Tha_Wood]

^ at 18 years of age do you even know how to use a mach 3 gillette?

only use it for my balls/pubic regions. for my face i opt for the electric shaver, i like a little bit of stubble on my face.

now please take your mach 3 to your carotid artery and bleed out in your bathtub.

 

[Bender]

now please take your mach 3 to your carotid artery and bleed out in your bathtub.

but then, who else would you exchange homosexual PM's with?

 

[Tha_Wood]

idiot...

 

[Bender]

I hope this doesn't mean you don't love me anymore woody, I thought we had something going ...