Fantastic. Had a really bad night, that made me laugh a lot. Thanks coon.
My night wasn't too bad. It was a girl's birthday dinner last night and so we went out. She brought all her pretty friends, one of whom was the girl I had a crush on. I've yet to say a word to her and we're almost done with our second semester here. She looked great. Didn't say a word to her.
The girl invited a guy that has been shunned by just about everyone in our class. He's a real douche-nozzle and loves talking shit about anyone and everyone. If you've seen Dinner for Schmucks, last night was a very similar set up. I haven't spoken to him in over five months now, yet the other two guys that came along are two of my best friends here. The schmuck thinks these are some of his best friends, but they really just try to be nice to him because he is just one big gossip/shit-talking machine and they enjoy hearing him spill the beans on every thing and then mocking him later. And then sending me the conversations on Skype.
Well, he was there last night and the three of us just listened to him make a fool of himself, dropping the most ironic/hypocritical lines ever about people in our class.
He informed all the girls with us, all six of them, that he was engaged and ready to be married next year, to which all the girls, naturally, said 'awwwww, congrats!" which made my blood boil because little did they know this poor unfortunate girl already looked like she suffered from Trisomy 21 (really, we call her that), but now she's looking to be with a cum-stain of dick-bishop for the rest of her life.
I gotta do something about this girl I'm after. I can talk to plenty of girls, just not this one. It's to the point now where if my friends and I cross paths with her somewhere, they stop to say "hi" and *gasp* small-talk, while I take a few extra steps ahead and then turn around and look at them like I'm some kinda mute. I wait for them to talk and then just move on. I feel if I randomly started addressing her, she'd think something was up. Or wonder why I decided to choose finals week to break the ice.