There is a bunch of black pigeons outside running away from a white pigeon. I felt bad for the white pigeon at first but then i thought...he's prob a cop.
She's actually a really attractive Polish girl, maybe my age, or a tad older. She has an ass and a rack. I just contain myself when she's around and be polite, and then play with myself like a little monkey to thoughts of her, when she's gone.
that's like, awesome. Reminds me of that one naughty america site. dirty latina maids or something. you should totally offer her money for a blowie. what do you have to lose? a cleaning lady.
that's like, awesome. Reminds me of that one naughty america site. dirty latina maids or something. you should totally offer her money for a blowie. what do you have to lose? a cleaning lady.
my cousin is in Belgium and he's drunk. He's at a club and called me so I could hear the music inside of a club. Funny, Still D.R.E just came on but I'm sure he meant for me to listen to techno. He told me not to hang up. This is weird, man.
I'll let you know in a sec, when he checks in again. He asked for me to translate something into English so he could hit on a chick and then went away.
When I was in Brussels all the places there played Techno. It was awful. I think my missus was the only female in the place too. Do they not have women in Belgium?