11/12 Premier League thread

Fulham need to pray before their new god.

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10 points clear. Not bad.

Shocking to see Sunderland struggling so badly, I thought they would've been safe ages ago.

Wolves, Westham, Wigan are my tips to go down.
 
Another assist today from Nani. Leading the assist charts, almost scored double figures, but isn't good enough to get in the PFA Player of the year nominations. Lolz.
 
FERNANDO Torres has been asked how many words per minute he can type.


The £50m striker has yet to score for Chelsea and owner Roman Abramovich is hoping to recoup the fee by having the inaccurate Spaniard work in the back office during the week.

A vacancy has just arisen as Nikki Hollis goes on six months maternity leave which the club insists has absolutely nothing to do with John Terry's semen.

A spokesman said: "He should have paid for himself by August 5418."

Torres has been placed in Chelsea's data entry section, which logs violent offences committed by season ticket holders, but has so far failed to strike up an effective partnership with filing assistant Margaret Gerving.

Gerving said: "He gets himself into the right position - Nikki's desk next to Mr Cole's gun rack - but at the vital moment he'll just shank the file right over the desk and into the kitchen.

"Most days last week we just told him to go home early."

Unless his clerical skills improve, Torres could be transferred to the Stamford Bridge security staff alongside former shorthand typist, Winston Bogarde.

But head security officer Roy Hobbs said "Part of our role is to stop fans attacking players they've taken a sudden but entirely typical dislike to.

"So in effect Fernando would be expected to shield his own car while he was inside it."
 
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City are getting violated!! Its awesome

I was starting to like Liverpool since King Kenny came back but now LeBron has bought a stake Im finding it harder :(
 
Wow this forums changed alot since i last used it....

Just wanted to say in every part of the web im a long member of (however inactive in rate of usage) - Liverpool got there revenge on Man City tonight after the thrashing earlier on in the season they gave us. We made them look like Barcelone last time, it was humiliating that the club that has competed for our top four spot in the premiership with there dominant spending also took us apart on the pitch when we last played them. I was looking forward to this game ever since Kenny took over. The chelsea game in January one week after torres left was nothing for me compared to this. Even the Man Utd game was just an ageing formality of bad blood and rivalry. But i was badly hoping Liverpool would bring City to Anfield and spank (mind the language) Fuck out of them. And in true Liverpool "led by kenny" style we did. We (liverpool) have dominated the field against Utd and Chelsea. We played like we owned them left right up and down. They had no chance against us in those games. There very predictable teams to someone with the experience of Kenny. The underdogs are what hold the most suprises for us. West brom and west ham were a shambles in terms of our results, although west ham did play some excellent football thanks to a couple of key players especially scott parker who ran riot and was in the mood to kick some ass that day. However though the referre did determine the games result aswell with some very very bad decisions that were more obvious than jordans tits being fake. It was a game that was just not going to go there way. Anyway enough with the west ham saga. But last nites game (its now 12:47am) was something i was praying would go the way it did. The first thought when he came back was "do us just one favour if not any more, spank city like they spanked us and regain our respect and faith that we will not be humiliated like that". I really felt like city had liverpool over a barrell for many seasons to come after that game. Tough to watch and i hope kenny made them watch it until there eyes bled so they can see what was at stake.

So To this game, Liverpool FC (as if they can hear me) my hat goes off to you and i will remember this game like the champions league final against Milan. The display of football was just absolutely exhilirating. And we did it with players that havent even worn in there boots yet, and a manager that has only got his seat warmed up ....Again! Very proud and very very very (im sure its obvious) "delighted"

Peace - ..... OUT !
 
I hate the scousers.... But I like Kenny Dalgleish and I am finding myself warming to them.

Great football last night. And some exciting English youngsters coming through. Since they got rid of that fat spaniard (although I think he had a big hand in the youth team overhaul) they have looked a better prospect. Roy was a mistake, and I thought Kenny would fail like Keegan did, but was I wrong.
 
They said David Blaine's 41 amazing day marathon World Record for doing nothing in a box would never be beaten....
....In which case, it's hearty congratulations to Fernando Torres, 72 days and counting!


A man phones his internet provider.
" I have not had access to the net for weeks"
"Ok Sir what is your name"
"Fernando Torres"
 
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Same rumor keeps on getting thrown out there. He should have went there in the winter when he wasn't getting the playing time. Oh well, better sooner than never.

Tottenham’s Niko Kranjcar is reportedly weighing up a move to join Liverpool this summer.
The 26-year old Croatian midfielder’s future at White Hart Lane is clouded as he has been often left out by Spurs boss Harry Redknapp this season and a transfer window departure looks likely.
Despite having two years remaining on his current deal, the former Portsmouth winger is being monitored by Liverpool who are believed to be keen to make an offer at the end of the season.
Kranjcar is also being tracked by German Bundesliga club Werder Bremen.
 
Balotelli is a fucking idiot. The only reason why Mancini started him is because he's Italian. This is not because i'm a Dzeko fan, but ffs, Balotelli is CRAP! And at the end he starts shit... Fucking piece of shit. Fuck him and the mother who gave birth to him.
 
Balotelli is an idiot but far from crap. He can be outstanding but has no work rate. He showed some today though. Plus he's only 19.
Strangely I quite like him.

Anyway, not the best of performances from us, Carrick who played well against Chelsea seemed to be back to how he has been for 18 months or so. Hernandez should've started. But, City played and defended well. Kompany is an absolute beast.
 
Balotelli is a fucking idiot. The only reason why Mancini started him is because he's Italian. This is not because i'm a Dzeko fan, but ffs, Balotelli is CRAP! And at the end he starts shit... Fucking piece of shit. Fuck him and the mother who gave birth to him.


lol. i know you want to see your country's player playing but Balotelli isnt crap :D

i think he said something to Ferdinand in response to his comments in the media this week. i see nothing wrong with that. if you want to give you have to be able to take it too.
 

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