I have not had any alcohol...

Most Indians own corner shops. Moving on up to bars. Yay!
 
It's true. I don't drink and I do have one of those.


Oh, you're thinking vagina. Of course he doesn't expect you to take a sip of your gin and tonic and then reach into your pants and wet your other lips with some alcohol.
 
Change of plans...I will be drunk in uhhhhhhhhhhh gimme an hour and 15.
 
I snuck into a school event with a friend (was free drinks for 2 hrs straight), despite not being invited, cause I'm not in the same faculty. It was from the School of Business, but fuck them marketing eggheads. They also had bowls of free candy, before the free booze was over - I shoved all the gums in my pocket and got the fuck out of that bitch.

That's what's up.
 
Well, I went drinking for the first time in three weeks. Saw some great white-girl titties prancing around. One girl there looked like she was the fourth Kardashian sister, or something. Fucking great.
 

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