What happened in the past that put you at where you are today and where do you see yourself going?

[dilla]

Is anyone gonna start making out or am I going to have to put my dick away?

 

[S O F I]

you know damn well thats not true lol

alright, fine.

and the nuggets. lol

 

[S O F I]

and all this time, I'm thinking Stickam makes Prize Gotti blissful.

 

[dilla]

Bring back Bachavelli!!

 

[keco52]

Do you think maybe your openness to talk about sexual things so readily may be a bit of a turn of for some people? Seems like every topic on here you're decomposes to reveal that as the core.

Just an observation. Shadows is the relationship expert, you should talk to him.

Just wave two taquitos in the air and recite the alphabet backwards. He'll be there.

Under no circumstances would it ever come up in casual conversation as I'm sure you don't have the platform to tell coon jokes. Or maybe you do I dk...and I don't care if anyone on SH is turned off. And no I've never experienced anyone being turned off by me for any other reason except my being a bitch or the fact that I burp really.fucking.loud.

 

[dilla]

I see.

I do have the platform. I'm a British citizen. My Queen imperialized shit, almost ironically my nationality of people in India. The only person here with a platform higher than me to stand on is Duke and his Dutch compadres. But since he's not here, I hold the whip that drives the slaves.

Achtung!!!

 

[Pittsey]

I don't know why I'm here. I'm afraid to have sex with people here. I've went over a year without sex twice in my life because i know these bitches are nasty. I worked in a hospital...I know what they have.

Come to England.

 

[Pittsey]

I have to be honest..... You boys need to man up. You met a girl, it ended and you cry over it for the rest of your lives? Seriously?

If you had cancer, a serious illness or some sort of disability I'd understand it. If you were living in severe poverty I'd understand it. If you lived in the middle of a civil war, I'd understand it. But because some girl dumped you for being a loser, I can't see why you're still crying. There's millions of others just like her. Get another, and then she'll dump you and you can cry over her.

 

[vg4030]

Come to England.

And get raped

 

[Pittsey]

And get raped

I'm clean though.

 

[vg4030]

I'm clean though.

Then its OK then

 

[dilla]

Have a romantic dinner under Big Ben. When the clock strikes midnight or noon, turn to her, turn her over, and begin to enter and exit her to the beat of the chimes.

BONG!!! "enter the rabbit hole, go around the corner, 3-2-1, run back out" BONG!! "enter the rabbit hole, go around the corner, 3-2-1, run back out"

I am such a romantic. Maybe this is what drives girls away from me when they see this in me. I tell them, "hey babe, you're gonna have my children." She asks, "how do you know?" And that's when I tell her "because I'm stronger than you."

They don't like psychics either.

 

[Casey]

Ok, I just quoted one post trying to reach out. Apparently, i did read on further and see how much of a shitshow this has turned into.

I'll piss in the fire.

Android is gay.

Apple is #1!!!!!!

Vegans are gay.

Atheists are gay.

Drugs are gay.

Canada is gay.

Indians deserve to be in the next Holocaust.

And next Sunday, I will pop champagne and party like no other because it's 9/11 and Allah is great.

The Superbowl is gay.

 

[Flipmo]

I have to be honest..... You boys need to man up. You met a girl, it ended and you cry over it for the rest of your lives? Seriously?

If you had cancer, a serious illness or some sort of disability I'd understand it. If you were living in severe poverty I'd understand it. If you lived in the middle of a civil war, I'd understand it. But because some girl dumped you for being a loser, I can't see why you're still crying. There's millions of others just like her. Get another, and then she'll dump you and you can cry over her.

No crying about it now (at least in my case), it happened to me when I was much younger and I was a lot more sensitive and impressionable mostly. I know I made wrong choices in regards to how it went down, but I'm doing my thing now without a care. If I got dumped I wouldn't care. Shiet, I just walk away shuffling onto the next one and I wasn't dumped in my story, I ended it, it's just that I didn't end it as soon as I should of

 

[dilla]

Scooped in a coupe, Flip we got news​

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Your girl was trickin' while you was draped in your county blues​

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I ain't been out a second​

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And already gotta do some motherfucking chin checking​

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Move up the block as we groove down the block​

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See my girl's house, Hizzle, pass the glock​

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Kick in the door, I look on the floor​

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It's my little cousin SOFI and he's fuckin' my hoe, yo​

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I uncocked my shit... I'm heart-broken but I'm still locked​

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Man, fuck a bitch!​

 

[Jokerman]

But because some girl dumped you for being a loser, I can't see why you're still crying. There's millions of others just like her. Get another, and then she'll dump you and you can cry over her.

That's just it. Some aren't so depressed over that particular girl but because they feel like losers and expect the same to happen to them again and again, so why try.

 

[masta247]

I was born, then I was awesome and I'm going to be awesome for quite a while too.

The question is too hard to give a simple answer though I could if I had to be honest, but the thread got owned by Coonie in his prime

 

[Pittsey]

That's just it. Some aren't so depressed over that particular girl but because they feel like losers and expect the same to happen to them again and again, so why try.

If they come to me and pay me $100 an hour I will shake some sense into them.

 

[Tha_Wood]

I have to be honest..... You boys need to man up. You met a girl, it ended and you cry over it for the rest of your lives? Seriously?

If you had cancer, a serious illness or some sort of disability I'd understand it. If you were living in severe poverty I'd understand it. If you lived in the middle of a civil war, I'd understand it. But because some girl dumped you for being a loser, I can't see why you're still crying. There's millions of others just like her. Get another, and then she'll dump you and you can cry over her.

she never dumped me because we never dated so ha....

oh wait that probably made me look a little worse.

 

[Casey]

Met Elvis when I was a kid. Taught him a sweet dance move. Met a girl. Fell in love. Had to wear these stupid braces on my legs. Enlisted in the Army after high school. Met this awesome dude Bubba. Girl I fell in love with had become a stripper. Went to Vietnam. Got shot in the ass. Bubba got killed. Our Lieutenant named Dan had to have his legs amputated. He wanted to die but I saved him. He didn't like that but the President gave me a Medal of Honor for doing so. I learned to play Ping Pong and became awesome at it. Competed internationally and shit. Met John Lennon and the President and other cool peeps. Started my own shrimping business with Lieutenant Dan. We named it after Bubba and myself. It became super successful. Proposed to girl from before, she said no but we still banged. Then I decided to go for a run except for some reason I didn't stop for like, three years and shit. I just kept on running, fuck knows why. Anyway, that girl who didn't wanna marry me asked me to visit her for some reason, and that's why I'm sitting at this freakin bus stop right now.