This is the last Ask Me Shit: Clearing the Air Edition.

[roaches]

Whatever you'd like, on any subject.

Yes, it is the last one.

 

[TecK NeeX]

As an outsider, what do you think of the Human Race?

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

Why are you running away from your demons? We can help you stay here at 2pacboard for ever and ever and ever.

 

[AmerikazMost]

are you going somewhere?

 

[Troublesome1996]

I have three glasses on my desk (empty), which of the three should I take downstairs first?

 

[roaches]

Clarification: I didn't say anything about running from these boards. If I was going to do that, I'd do it saltynuts-style so I wouldn't like a jackass when I was inevitably drawn back.

As an outsider, what do you think of the Human Race?

I'm not a big fan of most of it. It becomes a lot easier to manage people when you keep in mind that we ARE animals. If you take one of those dog obedience classes, it's scary how a lot of those techniques are applicable to your fellow hairless apes.

I have three glasses on my desk (empty), which of the three should I take downstairs first?

Take them all down at once.

 

[_carmi]

why is this the last one?

 

[AmerikazMost]

who will Traz expose next?

 

[Butt Rubber]

why is calcuo so addicted to PB?

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Whos the funniest man in Hollywood at the moment.

 

[Diaz]

why is calcuo so addicted to PB?

Peanut Butter?

 

[Dante]

why do people always have to look at everything? when you sneeze, you look at your snot. when you wipe your ass you look at the tp. what's the deal?

 

[roaches]

why is this the last one?

Because they're getting lame. The same kids asking me silly questions. Maybe if I made one in SH, one in DFL, one in WWW, they'd go better, but I only have a rep in one of those boards.

who will Traz expose next?

Every Traz post is self-exposure.

Whos the funniest man in Hollywood at the moment.

I don't know. Probably Owen and Luke Wilson. They can do the Wes Anderson kind of funny and the "Wedding Crashers" funny.

why is calcuo so addicted to PB?

It fills a void.

why do people always have to look at everything? when you sneeze, you look at your snot. when you wipe your ass you look at the tp. what's the deal?

Natural curiosity. However, you should wipe the TP, because that's a good way of figuring out if there's more wiping to be done or not.

 

[S O F I]

Which rapper has the best rhyme scheme?

 

[AmerikazMost]

i know Rakim is recording with the heatmakerz...anymore news on that?

 

[Butt Rubber]

Which rapper has the best rhyme scheme?

dont waste his time, we all know its violent j

 

[Dante]

will ill mitch get the source award's best new solo artist award?

 

[Rock]

who will be the next 2Pac knockoff???

 

[Butt Rubber]

why are white people so much better than black people?

 

[roaches]

Which rapper has the best rhyme scheme?

That's a hard one. Freeway has some ridiculous patterns. Jay-Z's are unheralded, but they're there (even on, say, "Sunshine", one of his worst singles). Cats who you think have fallen off or are on some basic shit will come back and surprise you with some bananas shit (Rakim on that shit with Alicia Keys and Nas).

Beanie Sigel is a rapper who uses the same scheme over and over again effectively.

i know Rakim is recording with the heatmakerz...anymore news on that?

I haven't heard anything. I hope Rakim takes his time (We all know the Heatmakerz don't, lol).

will ill mitch get the source award's best new solo artist award?

No.

who will be the next 2Pac knockoff???

Some kid who's registering on this board and heading for the Sound Lab as soon as he can pick up his mic from Radio Shack's layaway.

why are white people so much better than black people?

The white man's beliefs didn't require him to have good character, making him less queasy about breaking the rules to get on top, or continue doing so to stay there.