This is the last Ask Me Shit: Clearing the Air Edition.

[dedbrd]

why is it someone in a happy marriage with kids and a beautiful wife is still drawn in by hot 19 year olds and tempted far beyond the relms any man should be tempted when in fact if that said man is single that hot 19 year old girl would probably not give him the time of day?

 

[S O F I]

That's a hard one. Freeway has some ridiculous patterns. Jay-Z's are unheralded, but they're there (even on, say, "Sunshine", one of his worst singles). Cats who you think have fallen off or are on some basic shit will come back and surprise you with some bananas shit (Rakim on that shit with Alicia Keys and Nas).

Beanie Sigel is a rapper who uses the same scheme over and over again effectively.

I'd like to see you disect a verse with an interesting rhyme scheme, again, like you did with Freeway awhile ago. Would you do that?

"It's a yes or no answer, I'm not Kobe Bryant, it's a yes or no answer."

 

[roaches]

why is it someone in a happy marriage with kids and a beautiful wife is still drawn in by hot 19 year olds and tempted far beyond the relms any man should be tempted when in fact if that said man is single that hot 19 year old girl would probably not give him the time of day?

A man with a happy marriage and kids = stable, successful. That's appealing as hell to bitches. Not to mention bitches always want what they can't have.

I'd like to see you disect a verse with an interesting rhyme scheme, again, like you did with Freeway awhile ago. Would you do that?

Yes, I'll do that. I'm not going to go fishing for good ones, come up with a song and I"ll do it unless I can't find it.

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

so we can ask you anything about anything?

 

[roaches]

Yes.

 

[S O F I]

Buck 65 and Sage - Follow Me

 

[Ghetto_Ghost]

Yes.

lol
reminds me of the simpsons episode where homer and apu go to the godfather of all convinenece stores and homer fucks up by wasting all the questions when he asks the same question 3 times

good stuff

 

[LilShOrtiE485]

Why are skaters so weird??
Why does like almost everyone dislike preppies?
Should I sign up for softball or track??

 

[Dante]

why was big e running like a pussy?

 

[mechman]

^lmao

what is your opinion on T.O. being kicked out of the eagles camp?

 

[Eric]

You are chocolate faced and originally from Virginia. Is this correct?

Why do you hate traz?

 

[Bloodshed]

Roaches hates Traz? since when? I remember Roaches bein cool people in like 03

 

[roaches]

Buck 65 and Sage - Follow Me

I'll transcribe the lyrics tomorrow and then break it down after my surgery. Won't have anything else to do while I'm drugged up.

Why are skaters so weird??
Why does like almost everyone dislike preppies?
Should I sign up for softball or track??

What the fuck is this high school shit? Skaters aren't weird. They just like pain. I don't know what the fuck a preppy is. They're mad because they can't afford prep school, I don't know? Do whatever you have more fun doing.

what is your opinion on T.O. being kicked out of the eagles camp?

I LOLed hard. T.O.'s cool with me, the Eagles aren't.

You are chocolate faced and originally from Virginia. Is this correct?

No, and yes.

Why do you hate traz?

I don't hate Traz. I don't know anything about Traz, but I find four-letter words that end in Z very silly as a result of putting up with gangsta rap song and album titlez for many yearz.

Roaches hates Traz? since when? I remember Roaches bein cool people in like 03

How's CNU? Unless I'm thinking of someone else.

 

[Khalistani Soldier]

Is there a cure for being lazy?

 

[Get In The Van I Have Candy]

Is there a cure for being lazy?

Yes, get a job.

 

[Rock]

why does poop look like chocolate?

 

[mechman]

^chocolate goes right through you, in one end out the other.

Are you the almighty being of great knowledge, roaches?

 

[Rock]

^chocolate goes right through you, in one end out the other.

you're not roaches so don't answer!

 

[C.R.Y.]

whats that white stuff near your mouth??

 

[roaches]

Is there a cure for being lazy?

A fire under your ass?

why does poop look like chocolate?

It doesn't.

Are you the almighty being of great knowledge, roaches?

No.

whats that white stuff near your mouth??

A white woman's breast.