Trump said that Iran just gave him a gift. A prize, in fact. He won't say what. Probably the Iranian Medal of (what's the opposite of freedom?) Or else, a gold-plated toilet. They know how to mollify the child.
Police in the Brazilian city of Canela arrested a 19-year-old who was caught on video attempting to rob a jewelry store by using his feet to point a fake gun while sitting on his wheelchair.
Strait of Hormuz? What's that? Can I eat it? Either the WEF, MIC, Neocon Evangelical Zionist warmongers are stupid or it's being used to slowly reduce the Earth's population. OR a big fat fucking nothingburger again with a side of extra misery.
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