Film & TV The Jay Leno Show

[Rahim]

MARCH 1st, Jay Leno is back on The Tonight Show!

 

[S. Fourteen]

Hey it was so hot out in LA today, *how hot was it??* it was so hot that OJ killed someone without gloves.

*America laughs*

 

[EDouble]

havent read all this shit but jays new show would been better if he cut the monologue that was my 1st thought when that show started i said this is just the pre tonight show tonight show
needed more new shit on the program more guests etc sketches

they promod it as a variety show itdidnt seem like that often

 

[Casey]

If I was Conan right now, I'd go to another network and invest half of NBC's $45 million that they gave him in a new show.....and kick the fuck out of Jay Leno in the ratings, which could be EASILY done with a few million in marketing and the right team of people.

 

[S. Fourteen]

I'm afraid that many many Americans want Leno's lowest common denominator comedy.

Do you know who has the best late night talk show in America? Charlie Rose.

Charlie Rose for the win.

 

[Rahim]

If I was Conan right now, I'd go to another network and invest half of NBC's $45 million that they gave him in a new show.....and kick the fuck out of Jay Leno in the ratings, which could be EASILY done with a few million in marketing and the right team of people.

I'm usually more optimistic, but Conan cannot "kick the fuck out of Jay Leno in the ratings" and it cannot "EASILY" be done. C'mon, this is Jay Leno we're talking about. Jay has been No. 1 for over 17 years. Even with very little marketing and a small production budget on The Jay Leno Show, he beat Conan (who had a production budget 3x bigger).

Although Conan's ratings have skyrocketed in the last two weeks, they are only temporary. Everyone knows that as soon as this late-night fiasco dies down, his ratings will go back to normal.

My prediction: Conan will host his own late night talk show on FOX in September.

BTW - Tonight is Conan's last show. Check it out or record it on your PVR. It will be a good one!

 

[Flipmo]

The last 2 Conan episodes were the funniest shit ever. lol.

A 5 second skit ... "Oh well that cost NBC about 3.5 MIL $"

 

[ArtsyGirl]

I'm pissed off we don't get his show man is funny, hope he gets a new gig..

 

[Rahim]

^ yeah most likely he will go to FOX because they've made him an offer. I wonder if he will get to keep his set and work from the same studio (which I don't think is owned by NBC).

 

[Casey]

I haven't watched Conan's last show yet, but according to ?uestlove, one of the guests came out to a song that cost NBC $500,000 to play. ?uestlove said the song is on his list of songs he's never allowed to play on the Fallon show because of how much it costs to play it. Crazy.

And Rahim, you should know that with the right amount of scrilla anything is possible. I could kick the fuck out of Jay Leno if I put $45 million into my show.

 

[Rahim]

I haven't watched Conan's last show yet, but according to ?uestlove, one of the guests came out to a song that cost NBC $500,000 to play. ?uestlove said the song is on his list of songs he's never allowed to play on the Fallon show because of how much it costs to play it. Crazy.

And Rahim, you should know that with the right amount of scrilla anything is possible. I could kick the fuck out of Jay Leno if I put $45 million into my show.

$45 million wouldn't be enough.

It's not about the money, it's the principal. Jay Leno delivers better than Conan.

 

[Flipmo]

Casey it's true. The last few episodes they were doing weird shit then telling people how much it costs and would give a thumbs up to the camera.. THANKS NBC.

Here's an example.

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LMAO.

 

[Rahim]

if you saw the finale last night, conan gassed it up to $65 mill

The Friday night version, according to O'Brien, came directly from the Smithsonian: a complete fossilized skeleton of a ground sloth. "And it's spraying beluga caviar all over an original Picasso!" O'Brien said joyously. "We just bought this on NBC's credit card to the tune of $65 million." - MTV

 

[Casey]

no fucking way did he spend $65 million to do that.....that is freakin awesome

 

[hizzle?]

Yeah right after that he also added that it's not true. Rahim, go die.

 

[Casey]

Apparently the song I mentioned earlier was "Lovely Rita" by The Beatles, from the Sgt Peppers album.

I'm wondering if the $500k goes straight to Michael Jackson's estate?

 

[ArtsyGirl]

hahaha.. has there been a better fuck you exit from anyone anywhere ever? haha..

 

[ArtsyGirl]

LOL.. love Tom Hanks
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LOL:

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[ArtsyGirl]

Up with the hair, down with the chin:
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LMAO :lol:

 

[Rahim]

Yeah right after that he also added that it's not true. Rahim, go die.

yes i know that you dumb shit, i saw the show. i was trying to prove a point.

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