The machine gun bunker in Saving Private Ryan? Fake.
I've read about the water cooled machines guns and how soldiers would sometimes use their own urine instead of water!! Can you imagine the stench while murdering people? Dang.
So, the Russian beat the Nazis -- nevermind that.
Some estimates say 8 million horses, mules and donkeys died in WW1. That's so sad.
During the 1932–1933 Holodomor, starving Ukrainians resorted to eating unconventional items like boiled leather from boots and shoes to survive.
I no longer want to hear US soldiers complaining about paper cuts they get while bombing Iran. Sheesh.
Isn't it time to
disconnect our grocery stores off the internet?
One thing I truly wish is that Michael Jackson had the same plastic surgeon as Tom Cruise.
You know they say it's not a one time thing. Once you lift your face, you gotta keep lifting it again and again.
I'm so glad people don't like Elon Musk now - we were headed for disaster with his brain chips. Maybe good for disabled people but for me playing video games with my mind sound lame.
So I just read that popular candies have arsenic in them. More reason to boycott Halloween? Nah, it's already in our water.
Recently, people in NYC have been arrested for entering manholes! I'm pretty sure people have been living down there for over a hundred years!
All these leaders of foreign countries commenting on the US midterm election like it matters! Ha I saw a Japanese politician refusing to comment on the matter and I was like "heck yeah!" -- but later I digressed and concluded that he's been told to do so by ghost of General MacArthur.
Remember, when the west speaks of human rights, it's just noise.
I'm certain there's more to it with the recent cyberattacks then mere "hackers from North Korea" !!
One time I heard that Rosewell UFO crashed from a lighten strike and I thought it was complete bullshit.
Whoever these E.T. are visiting Earth, they must be some kind of freaks and outcast from their native planet! But hey, it riles up the kids. Mars this moon that.
Forget Hallow Earth, we're moving on to Hallow Moon. Hallowed be thy name. Through the valley of shadow of death Halloween my ass. Lame.
Dressing up as a homeless person? Bad. Dressing up as white trash? Okay. Dressing up as a black person? Cultural appropriation! Dressing up as Trump? Funny as hell!
Grown adults stealing a bowl full of candy from doorsteps? Shameful. I say, hey it's your arsenic!
Cyanide in apple seeds? God's way of saying "hey don't eat that, you'll run out of apples"
Scientist: No, the apples that didn't produce cyanide in its seeds went extinct.
Me: Word.
Eating blowfish? The thrill really isn't there because the processing plant takes out the toxic part and vacuum seals the eatable parts!
If you live in the midwest, don't go to a sushi restaurant and ask "what's fresh?" like a douchebag who failed geography -- the answer is nothing.
You know if the trillionaire tries to escape the destruction of Earth and into space, we're gonna drag them down like Titanic passengers and give them a whole new meaning to "Down to Earth". Chea chea