The chamber of dicks

[Chronic]

AKA the male locker room at the gym.

Just because there are no nudity laws in there doesn't mean you have to bend over naked or plant one foot firmly on the bench so your penis is aimed at my face. Multi-tasking can be difficult but putting on some underwear while talking is not.

Thanks.

 

[Shahin]

I don't know why but old men are the worst. They have no respect for anyone else, just walking around talking to each other with their dick and balls flapping all over the place. they must think it's still the 60's or something.

 

[masta247]

Sounds nearly as gay as German swimming pools. Everybody speak (they're germans so they actually yell) and that basically prevents them from putting their underwear on.
Sometimes I can get fully dressed while they still "chat" with each other in full nudity waving their dicks in front of each other gesticulating with underwear in their hands.

 

[Jeremy]

lol. I avoid those situations at all cost.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Yeah its pretty disturbing when they are erect also.

 

[keco52]

Yeah its pretty disturbing when they are erect also.

don't let strangers touch your naughty bits thuggy k?

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I thought penis inspections were normal in locker rooms? :/

 

[dillaxx]

i just face them open-legged and start masturbating as i stare intently at their giblets.... i usually end up leaving before them, but probably because someone alerts the authorities...

 

[ImmortalTech]

... fuck locker rooms, i cant deal with that shit. People act like fuckin two year olds with no shame with their dicks hanging out, nobody wants to see that shit for real.

... it seems like some people feel good about it they'll keep their pants off for as long as possible, shits disturbing as hell

 

[ARon]

I don't get nude in locker rooms and I don't look at nude men in locker rooms either so I don't have that much of a problem. When people try to speak to me I keep it short, if there naked I keep it short too, ba ha ha ha. Who else does the shorts and towel move so you don't get naked?

 

[crittaz]

lol. this is exactly the reason why i choose to wait and shower at my house

 

[Preach]

I bet Chronic showered with his boxers on in high school.

 

[Tha_Wood]

I don't get nude in locker rooms and I don't look at nude men in locker rooms either so I don't have that much of a problem. When people try to speak to me I keep it short, if there naked I keep it short too, ba ha ha ha. Who else does the shorts and towel move so you don't get naked?

im the master of this move.

 

[SicC]

penis pump for the win if your feeling so insecure.

pz

 

[Tekneek]

I bet Chronic showered with his boxers on in high school.

Who the fuck showers in High School? That's gay as hell.

 

[Confucius87]

^^they made us shower at the first high school i went to. of course, we showered with our swim trunks on after we got out of the pool. they knew we wasn't havin' that shit.

 

[stefanwzyga]

Who the fuck showers in High School? That's gay as hell.

We never had no choice. I used to hate that shit, walking through the showers spotting some hairy chested dude an id barely managed to muster up a few pubes yet.

 

[Flipmo]

Seriously, people just go around dick swinging in your face. I don't care if a dude is naked. I'm not gay or anything, but damn, don't wiggle it at me or anything. Also, I find it pretty amazing how trimmed and clean my pubic hair is compared to the Bonsai trees of others.

 

[Preach]

Who the fuck showers in High School? That's gay as hell.

You had preferred I went straight to the math class after gym then?

 

[Duke]

I don't really mind being naked with other men (wink, wink, nudge, nudge) or seeing other men naked but like Flipmo said, it must not be overdone. No wiggling or sackbouncing, and no extended conversations in the nude when you could've put your boxers on and off five times already.

But Chronny, how the hell did you come up with this topic? You don't do any sports, do you?