Shit Man, Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon

[Rock]

Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon, shit is annoyin, i go to the toilet with a hardon, take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi, then i gotta wait for a while to let it go down, cuz dont wanna go down with a hardon with my parents there, cuz mine is like a anaconda and shit, so it would be blatent, deos this happen to you boys, dont it piss u off

You have problems

 

[Jokerman]

It happens because your bladder is full and that stimulates the pelvic nerves. A sensory input to the spinal cord sends a signal back to the penis that tells the arteries, "open up!" And you wind up with an erection.

 

[Dogmatic187]

Sometimes I wake up with it in the middle of the night, jack it a few times then fall back asleep hoping to have a sex dream.

 

[GhettoStar]

Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon, shit is annoyin, i go to the toilet with a hardon, take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi, then i gotta wait for a while to let it go down, cuz dont wanna go down with a hardon with my parents there, cuz mine is like a anaconda and shit, so it would be blatent, deos this happen to you boys, dont it piss u off

HAHAHAHHAHA CLASSIC SHIT

 

[Silleone]

i hate when i get an erection in public i gotta hunch down and pretend that im picking something up from the floor.

 

[Florida123]

i like walking around with an erection, i dont try to hide it...because half the time you end up looking just as awkward with your dick all tucked up in your pants and shit...my motto is let it happen :thumb:

if u want to look, then look...i dont care...99.9% of all guys have penises...and penises get erect :thumb:

 

[Swollen_Member]

i like walking around with an erection, i dont try to hide it...because half the time you end up looking just as awkward with your dick all tucked up in your pants and shit...my motto is let it happen :thumb:

if u want to look, then look...i dont care...99.9% of all guys have penises...and penises get erect :thumb:

I feel like a pervert walking around with a hug ass erection. Don't you?

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

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Impotent!!

Get some Viagra motherfucker!!

I had no idea what the guy was saaying till I read your post.

 

[KAMIKAZI]

LMAO at this whole thread, I have a loft, when I wake up in the morning I gotta climb down it backward so I dont twist my erection on the ladder, that fuckin hurts

 

[H.E. Pennypacker]

i hate when i get an erection in public i gotta hunch down and pretend that im picking something up from the floor.

I know. At school, I'd have to use a book or something. I can't believe the number of guys that go through this. What do you guys do?

I replied to this thread instead of starting a new thread.

 

[Default MX]

i hate when i get an erection in public i gotta hunch down and pretend that im picking something up from the floor.

LMAO! .. .. damn dude how long are u gona b pickin something up

 

[KAMIKAZI]

Goddamn I had sum hot girls in my gym class, I always tried not to get a fuckin boner cuz then its really noticeable in our gym uniforms, it wuz really hard when we went swimmin

 

[Rather Unique]

when I'm still sleepy and it's gets uncomfortable to sleep in certain positions.

:thumb: Hate that

 

[Pacaveli-T]

Sometimes I wake up with it in the middle of the night, jack it a few times then fall back asleep hoping to have a sex dream.

good method.... :thumb: anyways you guys are lucky you can get hard so often girls dont have the luxury every single morning to be "in the mood" you could say sometimes itd be easier if girls could...

 

[2PacThug4Life]

that shit happens to me every mornin then i gotta wait in bed for tha shit to go down. in school i've gotten some and i jus walk around wit a big ass bulge in my pants hopin no one notices.

 

[2pac4prez2004]

you could say sometimes itd be easier if girls could...

............................please continue?

 

[one mc on dj]

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if gurls could piss standing...

 

[BigUK04']

My man always wakes up with one, I think its quite normal!

 

[Pacaveli-T]

............................please continue?

it want piss standing but we would get in the mood more often and sometimes i wish i did cause it really sucks when your not in the mood but ur still fucking and considering stats say that every 20 secs a man thinks about sex i would like that aswell ok i think about sex as often but doesnt mean it arouses me i would just like to get aroused more like guys it would be easier for us i think.

 

[VENOMOUS]

uhm all you girls got to do is get the pussy wet.Niggaz got to get there dicks on hard then get to work ,without trying to catch a nut to fast.