Shit Man, Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon

[Sebastian]

take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi

hahahha

 

[GhettoStar]

cant believe this even got to 3pages haha

 

[Echso]

The term "morning wood" mean anything to you?

 

[Dogmatic187]

anyways you guys are <a href="http://www.serverlogic3.com/lm/rtl3.asp?si=11&k=lucky%20you" onmouseover="window.status='lucky you'; return true;" onmouseout="window.status=''; return true;">lucky you</a> can get hard so often girls dont have the luxury every single morning to be "in the mood" you could say sometimes itd be easier if girls could...

It's not lucky when your sleeping on your back, your sporting a huge hard on, it's 6 in the morning you and your mom comes in to wake you up. Sometimes having the comforter over it doesn't help at all.

 

[Ricardo_Brown]

It's not lucky when your sleeping on your back, your sporting a huge hard on, it's 6 in the morning you and your mom comes in to wake you up. Sometimes having the comforter over it doesn't help at all.

lmao

 

[Steph]

i like walking around with an erection, i dont try to hide it...because half the time you end up looking just as awkward with your dick all tucked up in your pants and shit...my motto is let it happen :thumb:

if u want to look, then look...i dont care...99.9% of all guys have penises...and penises get erect :thumb:

lol this made me think what if a lil kid bumps into you......lol that would be a funny senario

 

[Default MX]

if a lil kid bumps into you you just say hey kid come over here i wana show u something ....

 

[tupac004]

rofl, what about when you're in class man...... ya dont even have to be thinking perverted shit either. just sitting there learning about some chemistry bullshit, then boom! it hits you like a truck. you try to adjust yourself and you're paranoid because you think some girl next to you is gonna see it.

hahaa one time this kid got called on to write at the front board and the kid had a wood and he tried to waddle over there awkwardly but it was obvious as fuck and the teacher just laughed and said "i didn't know math was that exciting" that would be pretty fuckin embarrasing

 

[Florida123]

lol this made me think what if a lil kid bumps into you......lol that would be a funny senario

hahahaha...i never thought of that

oh man...that would be traumatizing for the little kid

maybe i should reconsider my ways

 

[Swollen_Member]

hahaa one time this kid got called on to write at the front board and the kid had a wood and he tried to waddle over there awkwardly but it was obvious as fuck and the teacher just laughed and said "i didn't know math was that exciting" that would be pretty fuckin embarrasing

LMAO

 

[Pacaveli-T]

It's not lucky when your sleeping on your back, your sporting a huge hard on, it's 6 in the morning you and your mom comes in to wake you up. Sometimes having the comforter over it doesn't help at all.

no obviously theres flaws to every situation but surely you know the benefits of it...anywho think of it this way its better to have that then nothing at all.

 

[Bender]

Why Is It Everymornin I Wake Up With A Hardon, shit is annoyin, i go to the toilet with a hardon, take a piss shit geos outta control, like a fuckin uzi, then i gotta wait for a while to let it go down, cuz dont wanna go down with a hardon with my parents there, cuz mine is like a anaconda and shit, so it would be blatent, deos this happen to you boys, dont it piss u off

I've always thought it is your body stopping itself from rolling and falling out of bed.

 

[Steph]

hahahaha...i never thought of that

oh man...that would be traumatizing for the little kid

maybe i should reconsider my ways

you should, u could poke the kids eye out

 

[CalcuoCuchicheo]

No he couldn't.

 

[The.Menace]

speaking of this topic...i have a question for the males..my man has sex dreams every night practically about different girls...but says he doesnt think about them in that kind of way....is this possible it gets me hella pissed because i think its bullshit but he says he cant help it...does this happen to you guys too? or is he just being a fucking asshole

No listen. Man usually don't think about a women too much in their dreams. For real, all they really care about is you know, the body. I read studies about it. While women tend to think&dream more about one special guy, men tend to just see u know, tits, asses etc lol.... but it really doesn't matters as much to them how that person should be....well, all I want to say is don't be that mad. NO, he isn't cheatin and damn it, if he wakes up with a hardone, just have sex... why not......

 

[Fonzy`]

hahha i put this thru the gizoogle.com site from another thread & got this

Originally Posted by CalcuoCuchicheo
Naughty dreams???

You're such a teaze!! lol


Anyways, you don't need ta be promot'n it wit yo mind, like I said, it's all `bout chemicals which will W-to-tha-izzork irrespective of yo mind.

Still, think a 'funky Ass' dream helps....impizzle motherfucka!! lol

i K-N-to-tha-izzow mizzy its tha bizzle.

 

[HitEmUpOutDaParK]

rofl, what about when you're in class man...... ya dont even have to be thinking perverted shit either. just sitting there learning about some chemistry bullshit, then boom! it hits you like a truck. you try to adjust yourself and you're paranoid because you think some girl next to you is gonna see it.

hahaa one time this kid got called on to write at the front board and the kid had a wood and he tried to waddle over there awkwardly but it was obvious as fuck and the teacher just laughed and said "i didn't know math was that exciting" that would be pretty fuckin embarrasing

eek, sounds like my worst nightmare

To answer the other guy who asked what you do when you get one: hide it with my books, hold a sweatshirt over it or somethin, stick my hand in my pocket to make up for the large bulge and pull it over under my hand. Haven't gotten one lately though *knock on wood*

 

[Florida123]

No he couldn't.