Lambert, the pet lion on the loose chases cars in southern Ohio

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WAKEFIELD, Ohio — That was no dog chasing cars in southern Ohio earlier this week. It was a cat — a big cat.

Pike County sheriff's deputies responded to a 911 call of a lion "attacking" vehicles on U.S. 23 Monday morning and found a man trying to capture a 550-pound feline near Wakefield.

Terry Brumfield told officers that his lion named Lambert had broken out of his pen in nearby Piketon. The owner was able to get the animal back into the cage without anyone getting hurt.

Brumfield and his wife have two lions. Vicki Brumfield says raising them has helped her husband through a bout of depression, and she says they're tame, like great big house cats.

Ohio doesn't require permits for exotic animals, but that would change under an Ohio House bill now in committee.
 
Lovely. All big cats live on huge terrains and then they're stuffed in cages so people can feel special for owning an exotic animal. Newsflash: you're still a dipshit regardless of what you own. I hope they get eaten. Twice.

There are more pet tigers in the US than there are in the wild, because of people like this. Fuck 'em.

And what kind of a pussy name is Lambert?! Name it Mufasa or something else that's bad ass.
 
A simple house cat, if you give it love, will give back unconditional love. My Willie listens to my "NO" and "COME HERE" - If he's in a loving mood, he'll even run towards my lap. Petting him makes me calm and having him next to me at night helps me fall asleep.

But nooooooooooooo!

Cats aren't manly enough so the motherfucker needs to get a big bad lion. I am sure there are ways of fighting depression that doesn't involve locking up a wild animal. I bet Lambert was depressed in his solitary confinement.
 
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