Film & TV I watch Anchorman almost every week

[Diaz]

yeah,its an alright quote........unless you're being sarcastic, then im just a dumbass

No sarcasm, i love movies like that

 

[Hennessy]

'' I DON'T KNOW WHAT WE'RE YELLING ABOUT ''

i thought Along Came Polly was kinda gay to be honest, it was ok, but ehh i dunno, not my favorite. The Meet The's were nice though.

 

[Hennessy]

and Napolean Dynamite was just weird lol....i laughed, and i thought some parts were funny, i saw it incredibly blazed in theaters though. Probably not a movie i'd watch too many more times.

 

[Eric]

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The Meet The's were nice though.

lol @ The Meet The's

 

[tupac004]

saw dodge ball today.thought it was pretty good.

lol @ the purple cobras when they come onto the court at the end and "we will rock you" plays while they do that dumbass snake thing with their hands

 

[ToopackShaker]

the movie is hilarious
when i watched it in theaters, i would start laughing when i just saw the retarded guy, he didn't even have to say anything


"i love...lamp. i love....desk"

"i also enjoy a nice pair of slacks"

 

[ToopackShaker]

meet the parents is a classic,laughed till i cried

btw, has anyone seen that napoleon dynamite movie.the mindless people at my school seem to be obsessed with it, almost as if it is cool to say "oh ya man i saw it too..huh,huh great stuff" and the yell "tina eat your food"......personally i think it looks stupid as hell, any reviews?

that movie is fucking horrible, i was watching it at a friends house and left after like 30 minutes because it was so horrible.
the dumb humour they shoot for isnt humour, it's just dumb

 

[Dogmatic187]

Brick Tamland: I'm Brick Tamland. People seem to like me because I am polite and I am rarely late. I enjoy ice cream and a nice pair of slacks. Years later, a doctor will tell me I have an I.Q. of 48 and that I am considered mentally retarded.

Brian Fantana: Oh, that was one crazy party. I am hung over.
Champ Kind: Tell me about it. I woke up this morning and I shit a squirrel. I mean it. Literally. Hell of it is, damn thing's still alive. So I got this shit-covered squirrel down there in the office. Don't know what to name it.
Brick Tamland: I'm sorry, Champ. I think I ate your chocolate squirrel.

Ron Burgundy: Last time I looked in the dictionary, my name's Ron Burgundy. What's your name?
Brian Fantana: Brian Fantana.
Champ Kind: Champ Kind.
Brick Tamland: Brian Fantana.
Brian Fantana: No, you're Brick.
Brick Tamland: Brian.
Brian Fantana: I'm Brian.
Brick Tamland: Veronica.

Brian Fantana: Don't get me wrong, I love the ladies. I mean they really rev my engines, but they don't belong in the newsroom!
Champ Kind: It is anchorMAN, not anchorLADY!
Brick Tamland: I don't know what we're yelling about!
Brick Tamland: LOUD NOISES!

Ron Burgundy: The Germans discovered it in 1904, and they called it "San Diego", which in German means "whale's vagina".

Ron Burgundy: Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast!
Champ Kind: It jumped up a notch!
Ron Burgundy: It did, didn't it?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, I stabbed a man in the heart!
Ron Burgundy: I saw that! Brick killed a guy! Did you throw a trident?
Brick Tamland: Yeah, there were horses, and a man on fire, and I killed a guy with a trident!
Ron Burgundy: Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.

Ron Burgundy: Brick, where did you get a hand grenade?
Brick Tamland: I don't know.

Announcer: Now it's time for the Channel 4 news team, with 5 time Emmy-winning anchorman Ron Burgundy and Tits McGee!
Veronica Corningstone: Good evening, I'm Veronica Corningstone; Tits McGee is on vacation.
Ron Burgundy: And I'm Tits... I'm Ron Burgundy.

Veronica Corningstone: ...and that can be very distracting. Okay, so when we get to the pet shop...
Brick Tamland: Cough. Look over here. Excuse me, Veronica?
Veronica Corningstone: Yes? What is it, Brick?
Brick Tamland: I would like to extend to you an invitation to the pants party.
Veronica Corningstone: Excuse me?
Brick Tamland: [struggling] The... party. With the... with the pants. Party with pants?
Veronica Corningstone: Brick, are you saying that there's a party in your pants and that I'm invited?
Brick Tamland: That's it.
Veronica Corningstone: Did Brian tell you to say this, Brick?
Brick Tamland: No! Yes. He did.
Veronica Corningstone: Okay. No. I don't want to go to a party in your pants.
Brick Tamland: Very well. Ian, would you like to go to a party in my pants?
Ian: No, Brick.
Brick Tamland: All right. Lets go.
[runs off, there is a sound of crashing off screen]
Brick Tamland: It's all right! I'm all right!

Brick Tamland: [riding a bear] Look, I'm riding a big furry tractor.

Brick Tamland: Where'd you get those suits from, the... toilet store?

Brick Tamland: [opposing women in the newsroom] I heard somewhere their periods attract bears. They can smell the menstruation.
Brian Fantana: See, Ed? Now you're putting the whole building in danger.

Brick Tamland: I ate fiberglass insulation. It wasn't cotton candy like the guy said... my tummy itches.

Brian Fantana: So the team pancake breakfast is tomorrow morning at nine, instead of eight.
Ron Burgundy: Oop... I almost forgot. I won't be able to make it fellas. Veronica and I trying this new fad called uh, "jogging". I believe it's "jogging" or "yogging". it might be a soft "j". I'm not sure but apparently you just run for an extended period of time. It's supposed to be wild.

Ron Burgundy: Hello San Diego, I'm back... but I'm going to need help reporting such a big story, from the lovely Miss Veronica Corningstone.
[Brick comes on screen]
Ron Burgundy: [shoves Brick] No Brick, not you...

:thumb: Great quotes.

 

[Tojo]

i think ELF Is funny too haha
i love that guy!
hes coming out wit another movie, bout coachin lOL

 

[Chronic]

Yes it's fucking hilarious. I rented it for the weekend and watched it 4 times.

 

[vg4030]

i still havent seen it

Will Ferrel is too funny tho.. might have to get it today methinks

 

[DPG iz all I C]

Had to bring this back up as ive been watching it non stop recently, its still as funny as the 1st time i seen it.

Brick cracks me up

 

[Eric]

lmao I forgot I posted this. All these quotes make me laugh...damn I need a new voice mail.

 

[simo]

First time I watched it I thought it was really average. After hearing people rant on and on about it I said "Fuck it, may as well watch it again". The second time I laughed throughout the whole movie. Brick is hilarious.

Elf is also a funny movie. Even though it is a kids movie, I thought it was some funny shit. Watch it when ripped.

 

[Ron Burgundy]

I find that movie so damn funny. Anyone else?

I take it you enjoy my work? okay? cool?

Right, so thanks!

 

[Mr Matt]

It's not funny because of stupidity. It's actually quite clever and portrays anchormen of the 70's in a funny way. For example, whenever a broadcast is over, during the credits you can see anchorman talking but you can't hear them. Well in the movie, they take it as they talk shit to each other ("im going to punch you in the ovaries, right in the baby maker"). I didn't think I'd like it at all, but it's easily the funniest thing I've seen all year. I think it's clever humor and I've come to the conclusion (over the many talks Ive had with my friends) that you either the type of person that likes Dodgeball or the type that likes Anchorman (no idea how these get compared all the time). And Dodgeball is a shitty movie.

Actually thought that both those movies were total shit, so not sure where I fall in your scale. To be honest I thought Anchorman was worse cuz the humour was just dumb, to prove it not one of the many many quotes anybody has made here would make anyone who hasn't seen the movie laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me what makes this movie so funny. Will Farrel shouting random dumb shit for two hours just didn't appeal to me for some reason. Anyone??

Happy Gilmore, Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalo, Old School; these are classic recent comedies. Anchorman doesn't come close to any of them in my opinion.

 

[Mr Matt]

It's not funny because of stupidity. It's actually quite clever and portrays anchormen of the 70's in a funny way. For example, whenever a broadcast is over, during the credits you can see anchorman talking but you can't hear them. Well in the movie, they take it as they talk shit to each other ("im going to punch you in the ovaries, right in the baby maker"). I didn't think I'd like it at all, but it's easily the funniest thing I've seen all year. I think it's clever humor and I've come to the conclusion (over the many talks Ive had with my friends) that you either the type of person that likes Dodgeball or the type that likes Anchorman (no idea how these get compared all the time). And Dodgeball is a shitty movie.

Actually thought that both those movies were total shit, so not sure where I fall in your scale. To be honest I thought Anchorman was worse cuz the humour was just dumb, to prove it not one of the many many quotes anybody has made here would make anyone who hasn't seen the movie laugh.

I'm still waiting for someone to explain to me what makes this movie so funny. Will Farrel shouting random dumb shit for two hours just didn't appeal to me for some reason. Anyone??

Happy Gilmore, Joe Dirt, Deuce Bigalo, Old School; these are classic recent comedies. Anchorman doesn't come close to any of them in my opinion.