Film & TV I watch Anchorman almost every week

Eric

Well-Known Member
#21
It's not funny because of stupidity. It's actually quite clever and portrays anchormen of the 70's in a funny way. For example, whenever a broadcast is over, during the credits you can see anchorman talking but you can't hear them. Well in the movie, they take it as they talk shit to each other ("im going to punch you in the ovaries, right in the baby maker"). I didn't think I'd like it at all, but it's easily the funniest thing I've seen all year. I think it's clever humor and I've come to the conclusion (over the many talks Ive had with my friends) that you either the type of person that likes Dodgeball or the type that likes Anchorman (no idea how these get compared all the time). And Dodgeball is a shitty movie.
 

Eric

Well-Known Member
#22
tupac004 said:
yeah i rented it tonight and was tempted to start a thread about it but yall beat me to it first. funniest movie ive seen all year.^ that quote had me crying.....just too many to list but some of the more memorable (not sure if they're accurate):

SOMEWHAT OF A SPOILER (just so whiny people can't hold me accountable)

"oh man i think i shit a squirrel this morning, the damnest thing was that it was still alive. now ive got a chocolate covered squirrel in my office and i don't know what to call it"...."then someone says i ate a chocolate squirrel"

guy whips out his special cologne-
guy:ive got panther cologne, its illegal in 9 countries.
ron:eek:h my god, is that gasoline?
guy walks to office-
random people: what the hell is that smell........smells like shit covered in burning hair.......it smells like big foot's dick!

and did anyone see that deleted scene where they go to that old guys house?:

ron: you make me sick, spit on any babies lately?
old guy: what do you mean?
ron: when was the last time you payed your taxes?
old guy: im 85 years old i think you have the wrong man
ron: shut your mouth you sick fuck, i cant wait until you're convicted and the prison inmates pass...pass your candy ass around in exchange for cigarettes and trading stamps
old guy: no the man you want lives across the street
ron:i wanna kick you in the balls, you know what?, thats whats gonna happen. im gonna give you a quick shot to the balls and you'll be pissing blood for weeks

and when they're prank calling veronica but they peaking through a window so she can plainly see them

funnay ass stuff i must say
Lol, he was like..

Brian: Sex Panther, made by Odion, illegal in 9 countries. (opens box and panther pops up).
Ron: It's quite pungent-in a good way. It stings the nostrils.
Brian: It's made with real panther bits, so you know it's good.
Ron: Brian I'm going to be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline.

(brian walks over to Veronica)

Veronica: Oh my god, what is that smell?
Brian: It's the smell of desire me lady.

LMAO.
 
#28
actually i only typed 3 jokes.........so stop complaining

yeah, anchorman is basically slap-stick but i enjoy both witty and stupid humor. i haven't seen a comdey movie in a long ass time (i think the last time i went to/rented a comedy movie was when how high came out.) i found many parts of the movie funny because it was just so stupid...anyways id rent it again if given the chance
 
#32
TcThaDon said:
i think its a tie between old school and anchorman
Craaaazzy i tell ya. But yeah basically the humor doesnt appeal it to me. Its too blatant and if it wasnt for Will Ferrel's confidence in delivering stupid lines, it would have had NO chance of being remotely funny.

I think Meet the Parents, Old School, Meet the Fockers, and Along Came Polly were by FARR funnier. They all had that Family Guy humor, that in my opinion is much funnier than that dumb in your face laugh at me im an idiot saying stupid things type of humor.
 
#34
meet the parents is a classic,laughed till i cried

btw, has anyone seen that napoleon dynamite movie.the mindless people at my school seem to be obsessed with it, almost as if it is cool to say "oh ya man i saw it too..huh,huh great stuff" and the yell "tina eat your food"......personally i think it looks stupid as hell, any reviews?
 
#35
theres no doubt its prolly tha dumbest movie ever made..but its good for laughs if u like dumbass movies..i found it funny cuz i'll laugh at that shit
 
#36
jack black - you just killed the only thing i love man! what do you love?

ron - well i love poetry, scotch, and my gentlemen friend here baxter.

jack black - well this is happening - (kicks dog off bridge)
thats how i roll
 
#37
fields316_2000 said:
jack black - you just killed the only thing i love man! what do you love?

ron - well i love poetry, scotch, and my gentlemen friend here baxter.

jack black - well this is happening - (kicks dog off bridge)
thats how i roll

yeah thanks..those guys forgot to post that with the rest of the script..
 
#38
TcThaDon said:
yeah thanks..those guys forgot to post that with the rest of the script..
;)

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!

[pause]

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp
 
#39
tupac004 said:
;)

Brian Fantana: I think I was in love once.
Ron Burgundy: Really? What was her name?
Brian Fantana: I don't remember.
Ron Burgundy: That's not a good start, but keep going...
Brian Fantana: She was Brazilian, or Chinese, or something weird. I met her in the bathroom of a K-Mart and we made out for hours. Then we parted ways, never to see each other again.
Ron Burgundy: I'm pretty sure that's not love.
Brian Fantana: Damn it!

[pause]

Brick Tamland: I love... carpet.
Brick Tamland: I love... desk.
Ron Burgundy: Brick, are you just looking at things in the office and saying that you love them?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp.
Ron Burgundy: Do you really love the lamp, or are you just saying it because you saw it?
Brick Tamland: I love lamp! I love lamp
I laughed so hard at those lines, LMAO
 

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