yeah i rented it tonight and was tempted to start a thread about it but yall beat me to it first. funniest movie ive seen all year.^ that quote had me crying.....just too many to list but some of the more memorable (not sure if they're accurate):
SOMEWHAT OF A SPOILER (just so whiny people can't hold me accountable)
"oh man i think i shit a squirrel this morning, the damnest thing was that it was still alive. now ive got a chocolate covered squirrel in my office and i don't know what to call it"...."then someone says i ate a chocolate squirrel"
guy whips out his special cologne-
guy:ive got panther cologne, its illegal in 9 countries.
ron
h my god, is that gasoline?
guy walks to office-
random people: what the hell is that smell........smells like shit covered in burning hair.......it smells like big foot's dick!
and did anyone see that deleted scene where they go to that old guys house?:
ron: you make me sick, spit on any babies lately?
old guy: what do you mean?
ron: when was the last time you payed your taxes?
old guy: im 85 years old i think you have the wrong man
ron: shut your mouth you sick fuck, i cant wait until you're convicted and the prison inmates pass...pass your candy ass around in exchange for cigarettes and trading stamps
old guy: no the man you want lives across the street
ron:i wanna kick you in the balls, you know what?, thats whats gonna happen. im gonna give you a quick shot to the balls and you'll be pissing blood for weeks
and when they're prank calling veronica but they peaking through a window so she can plainly see them
funnay ass stuff i must say