how do i salvage a sausage fest

[roaches]

Breakfast:

"Yo, so, roaches, can you throw down a hundred towards the kegs and liquor?"

Motherfucker what?

"Oh yeah, while you were gone me and Steve decided to throw a party tonight."

OK, I'm with that, I call up the bitty I've been trying to get over here and she says she'll come (bitch probably lying)

I look up who's RSVPed:

Dudes. Several dudes. Good dudes! Cool dudes. I like almost all of those dudes and I don't like anybody. But they're... all dudes.

I tried calling my ex and ordering her to bring her sorority down but they have a semi-formal tonight. They already made custom t-shirts commemorating the dinner and cheap drinks and everything, can't do nothing about it. She won't even skip out herself, the bitch.

I'm gonna get drunk and try to have sex with the first thing I see and it's gonna be a dude.

 

[Preach]

you could do worse. it could have been an all-animals party.

 

[masta247]

fuck a goat :horny:

 

[AmerikazMost]

Find a way to advertise to freshman girls who are still looking for groups to socialize with.

 

[S O F I]

roaches is on facebook!

I woulds advise you to use your blackness to get freshman white girls to show up but I'm too late.

 

[S. Fourteen]

yea too late, he'll be up in about 5 hours with a sore butthole