Don't You Hate Receiving Stupid Phonecalls?

My home phone number is very similar to a famous Sydney restaurant, there's only a one digit difference between the two numbers and those two numbers are right next to each other on a phone key pad - I get people calling all the time.

If I'm in the mood I'll pretend that I am indeed that particular restaurant: this usually results in callers being confident that they've made a reservation and have a table ready for them that night.

I really should wander down to the restaurant to see watch the consequences unfold seeing as it's only two minutes walk from me.
 
i get them all the time some thick bastard trying to ring his bro who's number is like 3 digits different to mine but he still rings me cos he thinks he can remember his bro's from his memory which he can't!! so i told him!
 
whats bothers me is when people called you, they say wrong number and they call again and again. at the end i'm like: stop fuckin calling me you have the wrong fuckin number

SiGh said:
Repped. Nice to know, its the 23th century and NOT every1 can afford that upper class caller ID shit. :thumb:

im not alonee

i dont have caller ID at home too. i had it on my cell. but now i have no cell :(

HellRazor05 said:
What the fuck does 23th mean? Does it have anything to do with 21nd, 22st or 24rd?
lmao
 
SiGh said:
u messed it up, i woulda been like:

Me: yea it was me that called u.
Her: what do you want.
Me: you baby, ive been thinking bout u all day long.
Her: umm, i dont even know you or whatever
Me: Look, im mad too, i dunno why its called HERpes, it should be called HIMpes.
Her: what?
Me: no
Her: wtf you talking bout?!
Me: no
Her: fuck this, im hanging up
Me: look, we were meant to talk to each other for a reason, lets fuck till the sun comes up.
Her: FUCK U
Me: when?
Her: ugh, theres no stopping you is there?!
Me: look im sorry, i was just playing with you, so when do u wanna meet? i know ill knock the dust off ur pussyy
Her: pervert.....2mmrw 8pm, 129th W Piru, Compton Ca 91406. See yer 2nite baby.
Me: eat a dick and die slow, quickly....in my arms. :horny:

Yessir.
lol
 

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