damn i am so lucky

Maverick

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FUCK FLORIDA
me and 3 of my friends were smoking out my friends car and we fucking see flashing lights behind us, so we pull over and when the cop comes up to the window, we roll it down and smoke like goes right into his face. he tells us that he saw is do an illegal u-turn earlier on the road. so he gets all of us out of the car and has us stand by the cop car. meanwhile another cop is searching with his flashlight and finds 3 quarters of weed, 1 bowl, one bong, rolling papers, 4 packs of cigarettes (were all 17), and 2 knives. (my friend had them for fishing) to make a long story short the cops told us to quit smoking weed and go home. my friend (the driver) got a ticket for the u-turn (113.00$) we were so fucking lucky :D

but damn he took my cigarettes...

pz.
 
youre a lucky ass. if i got caught with any weed, i wouldve been in jail for possession :D. i wonder if the cops smoked the weed
 
PuffnScruff said:
i hope the cops in orange county are as cool as the ones in fort myers, i do not need anything on my record while im staying in florida

thats the thing, most cops around here are dickheads, lol this is my second time getting caught with weed and both times the cops act like nothing is wrong and tell me to go home...

S O F I S T I K said:
You must be white.

who knows
 
Here's a tip, if you get pulled over whilst smokin and drivin get the driver out and GET HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CAR! That way they ca't smell all the ganj and they don't speak to the passengers. Always works for me.
 
If I were you, I would write a Letter of Complaint to the F.P.D. about the officers, stating they should have charged you, but didn't, and the reasons why. State that you feel they are crooked cops (as they didn't perform their job properly), and don't feel safe about their duty in your Hood. :D


I guess traffic and narcotics are different departments.
 
Jibster said:
Here's a tip, if you get pulled over whilst smokin and drivin get the driver out and GET HIM THE FUCK AWAY FROM THE CAR! That way they ca't smell all the ganj and they don't speak to the passengers. Always works for me.

one minor problem. the driver door is smashed, so it cant open. my friend looked even more fucked trying to climb all the way over the passenger seat in order to get out of the car. not to mention it took him 10 seconds just to get the driver's window open because that's broken too. if anyones wondering, he drives an 85 lincoln, if it was my car i would have outran those cops... jk
 

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