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- Thread starter BILLY HO
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You're DEAD. STOP RELEASING RECORDS. Do you think Richard Whitely is going to come back any day soon and do a few more Countdowns? Is the Queen Mum going knock back a couple of posthumous gins?
No. THEY'RE DEAD. SO ARE YOU. Now, do the decent thing and stop releasing shitty records that make 14 years old chavs sing along to Elton John. It's unsettling.
And The Notorious B.I.G. was better.
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No. THEY'RE DEAD. SO ARE YOU. Now, do the decent thing and stop releasing shitty records that make 14 years old chavs sing along to Elton John. It's unsettling.
And The Notorious B.I.G. was better.
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Gerbils=Fuck me, these snuffle-nosed nocturnal little cunts are going to get some soon. I bought my daughter one.
The little cunt hid in its bed all day kipping like a lazy little twat while the rest of us had to go out to work/school. Then spent the entire night running round in its wheel like a fucked-up little rodent crack-head, waking everyone up with its incessant squeak-squeaking.
Would only eat the sunflower seeds in its food mix, the shells of which it chucked around willy-nilly like some sort of tiny, furry, cuntish student in a bedsit expecting someone else to clean up after him.
And then it died, making my daughter cry. CUNT. LOL
The little cunt hid in its bed all day kipping like a lazy little twat while the rest of us had to go out to work/school. Then spent the entire night running round in its wheel like a fucked-up little rodent crack-head, waking everyone up with its incessant squeak-squeaking.
Would only eat the sunflower seeds in its food mix, the shells of which it chucked around willy-nilly like some sort of tiny, furry, cuntish student in a bedsit expecting someone else to clean up after him.
And then it died, making my daughter cry. CUNT. LOL
Taliq
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New Year's Day - Shivering in my bed wishing I was dead, lying next to a girl that resembles Jeremy Clarkson, whilst trying to soak up the piss I have washed the mattress with, using my pillow.
Good morning 2006, looks like fuck all is going to change.
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Good morning 2006, looks like fuck all is going to change.
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Today I was supposed to sand down and prime a door frame, prime one door, paint another door, paint a radiator, buy a lampshade, go for Sunday lunch and take the dog for a walk. Instead I've sat in front of this machine for the best part of four hours, a good portion of which has been spent looking at porn, and the only thing I've achieved is to shoot a wad of my own semen into a tissue.
What a pointless waste of cunting time and semen.
Today I was supposed to sand down and prime a door frame, prime one door, paint another door, paint a radiator, buy a lampshade, go for Sunday lunch and take the dog for a walk. Instead I've sat in front of this machine for the best part of four hours, a good portion of which has been spent looking at porn, and the only thing I've achieved is to shoot a wad of my own semen into a tissue.
What a pointless waste of cunting time and semen.
Quite possible the funniest thing ever posted on this board, fucking hilarious!
Alanis Morisette - Isn't it ironic? You wouldn't know irony if it ran on stage and bit you on the cunt. A traffic jam when you're already late is not ironic, it's fucking coincidence. Who gives a flying fuck if you find 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? Not me. Get a grip, you moany Canadian bint.
Alanis Morisette - Isn't it ironic? You wouldn't know irony if it ran on stage and bit you on the cunt. A traffic jam when you're already late is not ironic, it's fucking coincidence. Who gives a flying fuck if you find 10,000 spoons when all you need is a knife? Not me. Get a grip, you moany Canadian bint.
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