i think dennis has been having dirty dreams about traci:
Dennis had an oddly disturbed sleep last night as he appeared to sleep walk and sleep talk his way through to the morning. First off, just after 2.00am, he leapt out of bed and began to direct traffic - either that or he thought he was being nailed to a cross. But the best was yet to come.
Possibly disturbed by Michael's early routine, Dennis began to talk in his sleep and some of the words he used were, frankly, not suitable for print. At about 5:50am, he began groaning in a way that could only suggest one thing, before calling out "oh Traci."
This woke Chantelle up, and as Michael tip-toed through the room she sheepishly asked him who Dennis was talking to. Michael didn't know, but at that point Dennis seemed to wake up, look at Michael, say the words "and you... chainsaw massacre...", before dropping back to sleep.
We're thinking Dennis needs to lay off the cheese before retiring for the evening...
Preston's cockney-affected tones awoke the housemates this morning as Big Brother treated them to a blaring rendition of the Ordinary Boys hit, Boys Will Be Boys.
The pop singer seemed pleased with the gesture, singing along as his bleary-eyed companions began to stir.
But once the music had stopped, talk quickly switched to Dennis' lewd midnight murmurings.
"What were you talking about last night Dennis?" asked Faria accusingly.
"It was insane," answered Traci quickly, to a few sniggers.
"Something about a chainsaw massacre, I was s****** myself" said Chantelle, bagging the 'first expletive of the day' prize.
What was Dennis on about last night?"Before that he was talking about you Traci," added Faria mischievously.
Traci recoiled at the memory and retreated under her duvet cover muttering: "Oh, that was..!"
She completed the sentence with an inaudible word that sounded like "awful" but, given that Traci is involved, could conceivably have been "awesome".
Dennis swiftly changed the subject saying: "They played that song for a reason. It's his birthday coming up."
But Preston's mind was already wandering into other directions. "I had weird dreams, really weird dreams," he muttered in a perturbed manner.
"That was a f****** long night!" agreed Dennis.
Maybe for you, Dennis...
