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She was sitting on the side board and dennis stood between her legs, an she laid back, put her fingers threw her hair like she was willing to get down to it in the middle of the kitchen!! But then dennis backed off, i couldnt really make out what he said, but then she came out with something like "I like to suck on womans nipples" Then came the really desperate line" If there is a sweet pussy, im eating it":laugh: Hardly very lady like!!
What a dumb no mark slut.
Plus they we're all sitting at the breakfats bar, an she was talking about orgies, She goes to george galloway, "you up for an orgie george" The laid back scotsman gave her a shake of the head, then had a big puff of his cigar! This chick thinks she invented sex. Fuckin wench.
What a dumb no mark slut.
Plus they we're all sitting at the breakfats bar, an she was talking about orgies, She goes to george galloway, "you up for an orgie george" The laid back scotsman gave her a shake of the head, then had a big puff of his cigar! This chick thinks she invented sex. Fuckin wench.
Jodie on suicide watch after Barrymore row
Poor Jodie Marsh has threatened suicide after being subjected to a bullying rampage from Michael Barrymore and Pete Burns in the early hours of yesterday morning. "I might as well kill myself because I have nothing to live for," whimpered the glamour model.
Jodie was left feeling utterly depressed after Michael laid into her, calling her "a liar" and telling her: "You talk such a load of s***." Then, when Jodie defended herself by retorting: "At least I don't leave the country when I face difficulties," catty Pete couldn't wait to get his claws out, quipping: "I reckon Jordan is probably a lot brighter than you."
The row erupted after Michael got precious about his position in Sunday night's task, where the celebrities had to rank themselves in order of fame. Jodie had wanted to be second highest in the ratings, putting her above Michael. The ex-entertainer went on at quite some tedious length about how he really didn't care what position he was in - leaving us wondering why, if this was the case, he was still thrashing it out with Jodie two days later. "We try to help you but you don't listen," he yelled at her. "What planet are you on?"
The glamour girl was reduced to tears and took herself off to bed. But not before Michael claimed she was acting up for the public. This from a man who struggled - and failed miserably - to bring himself to tears in the Diary Room for what felt like several years. Meanwhile, Pete also couldn't resist delighting in another spiteful comment before Jodie left: "I find it painful that you sacrifice yourself at the altar of public opinion," he said. And this from a man who is so indifferent to public opinion, he wears gorilla fur coats and takes plastic surgery to a frightening new level. Well, we know who we'd rather be. Hang on in there, Jodie.
here you go menace:
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Day 7, 11:31
Wednesday 11 January
As Traci, Faria, Dennis and Chantelle went through their morning ablutions in the bedroom, Pete plumbed a new shallowness, even for him.
"I hope some 97-year-old blind, paraplegic billionaire sugar-daddy is watching this," he confessed. "So I can leave him outside Tiffany's and leave him there while I use his credit card before wheeling him home. And me and my partner could go and live with him and he wouldn't even know."
Dennis, never one to let a swerve go by, used this as a cue to try to pull Faria, again.
"Do you love me?" he asked, snuggling up behind her.
"What did you ask me?" shrieked Faria. "Do I love you? Of course I do darling."
"Can I be your sugar-daddy?" asked the six-footer.
"You're only three years older than me," replied Faria, stating the flaw in his plan.
Dennis: "OK, you can be my sugar-mamma."
Faria: "I'm younger than you Dennis. So that's not a good idea."
"Can I be useful in other ways," he offered, eagerly.
Faria: "No."
Dennis: "Shit."
But this cosy chit-chat couldn't throw Pete off his path.
"Maybe someone in a vegetative state is watching this. Dead below the waist and mostly above it?"
Standards, Pete, standards!
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Desperate Scousewife
Day 7, 11:31
Wednesday 11 January
As Traci, Faria, Dennis and Chantelle went through their morning ablutions in the bedroom, Pete plumbed a new shallowness, even for him.
"I hope some 97-year-old blind, paraplegic billionaire sugar-daddy is watching this," he confessed. "So I can leave him outside Tiffany's and leave him there while I use his credit card before wheeling him home. And me and my partner could go and live with him and he wouldn't even know."
Dennis, never one to let a swerve go by, used this as a cue to try to pull Faria, again.
"Do you love me?" he asked, snuggling up behind her.
"What did you ask me?" shrieked Faria. "Do I love you? Of course I do darling."
"Can I be your sugar-daddy?" asked the six-footer.
"You're only three years older than me," replied Faria, stating the flaw in his plan.
Dennis: "OK, you can be my sugar-mamma."
Faria: "I'm younger than you Dennis. So that's not a good idea."
"Can I be useful in other ways," he offered, eagerly.
Faria: "No."
Dennis: "Shit."
But this cosy chit-chat couldn't throw Pete off his path.
"Maybe someone in a vegetative state is watching this. Dead below the waist and mostly above it?"
Standards, Pete, standards!
I wonder how he handles life inside without drinkin and once for sure, sooner or later he gotta have sex or he'll freak out.
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