little known facts about your fellow sh losers:

[roaches]

elmira's a single mother paying her way through brooklyn law school by shaking it at the strip club. by *it*, of course, i mean a broom and aerosolized tub of bleach: she also suffers from symptoms similar to parkinson's but hasn't had it properly diagnosed (she just keeps going to the free clinic, building a strong case for her future lawsuit one soul-crushing waiting room stay at a time).

casey rain and the singer from cornershop got in a brawl outside a club in manchester when an unknown third party drunkenly yelled at them to do a bhangra. each thought the other had made the remark and the ensuing punch-up caused devastation unseen since the rest of the jehovah's witnesses sat down and actually listened to prince's catalog.

 

[roaches]

chronic isn't around very much. you know why? he's hard at work, crunching population data and analyzing demographic trends, narrowing down exactly which women he needs to and can successfuly impregnate to genghiskhanishly maximize the number of his future progeny and usher in the age where all humans will have the same milky coffee expression and tendency to smoke tobacco-tempered spliffs and wear foolish hats. also, he broke his glasses.

linx also hasn't been around for a while, but for sadder reasons. disillusioned by what happened when he met the founders of rawkus records (don't ask) the lack of progress in his crusade to replace the contemporary sonic landscape with a uniform adulation for true school hip-hop, he's a broken man, masturbating into self-addressed envelopes with only his own tears as lubrication and hand-copying archaic maps of the world centered around a disproportionately large rhode island.

jokerman is a humorless 45 year-old native of kolkata, a software engineer by training but currently a senior vice president at a major silicon valley firm. to his coworkers, he's known as a humorless disciplinarian with a fondness for high-water khakis belted at the ribs and cheap bourbon with a splash of fiji water. his pantry puts most fallout shelters to shame and his adopted daughter looks like this: http://20.media.tumblr.com/76Qy8qGQ9p8t9uemjnDCDaoFo1_500.jpg

 

[Flipmo]

I like his adopted daughter... I'd fuck my adopted daughter if she looked like that.

Edit: Little known fact about Hizzle, he's a cock sucker.

 

[Stred]

Flipmo gets his cock sucked by Hizzle

 

[Bigg Limn]

lmao i thought u said emma @ first not elmira...was like damn i havent seen her in a loooooooooong time

 

[Flipmo]

Flipmo gets his cock sucked by Hizzle

Damn right I do. Someone's gotta finish me off.

 

[SiGh]

Damn right I do. Someone's gotta finish me off.

But like, I thought..


..I thought like, that's what like..





...Carmi was for..
Does she know your cheating on her?

 

[Flipmo]

They each take a testicle, and I use a stuffed ostrich head for my shaft.

 

[Stred]

Pics or it didn't happen.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

Pics or it didn't happen.

i believe him

now if he said carmi and scarlett johanson id kill him

 

[Elmira]

Woah woah woah.


I do not study law.

 

[_carmi]

But like, I thought..


..I thought like, that's what like..





...Carmi was for..
Does she know your cheating on her?

They each take a testicle, and I use a stuffed ostrich head for my shaft.

i believe him

now if he said carmi and scarlett johanson id kill him

there was this one time with Scarlett Johansson

 

[Duke]

Scarlet Johanson >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> carmi

I mean c'mon.

 

[_streethop101]

But like, I thought..


..I thought like, that's what like..





...Carmi was for..
Does she know your cheating on her?

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LEARN

Your - possessive. "That is your ball."
You're - contraction for you are. "You're giving me a headache."

 

[Caesar]

roaches is actually an accomplished movie star. He used his hip-hop connections to work with Will Smith and make a break through in a major motion picture, which for his minority, is a huge accomplishment.

http://blog.eol.org/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/invasions-10.jpg

 

[hizzle?]

They each take a testicle, and I use a stuffed ostrich head for my shaft.

I'm disgusted.