I want to hug an eskimo

[SiGh]

 

[Shadows]

I just want to hug one. They seem so warm and gentle. And caring. I think I not only want to hug one, but bang one, the way I'm talking.

And later... we can tie ourselves to trees and catch fish from out of the open ice holes. Maybe we might see a beautiful white wolf running or some caribou. My eskimo would show me all the animals of his land.

In the Alaskan winter, I could help my eskimo put together his Igloo. In the night we could crawl out and catch the wondrous display of red and green lights, put off by the Aurora Borealis, illuminate the village.

Chivalry is dead, ladies, get yourselves an Eskimo.

Why tie yourself to a tree, when you can have me?

 

[Preach]

the last two posts were the only ones in this thread i could level with. thanks for making this thread available to the commoner.

 

[vg4030]

Back to the midget topic for a min: ATTN SH101

Mexico Midget Wrestlers' Deaths: Female Robbers Suspected Of Drugging Brothers To Death | World News | Sky News

 

[Elmira]

Sigh, it was funny like the first time. Now I plain don't like you?

 

[Elmira]

Hey, look, I haven't seen that kind of snow before."

Stop being racialist!

I bet the Italians have 100 different words for macaroni, and the Arabs the same for 'sand.' And in American slang, there are some 50 odd words for penis. Snow is snow is snow is snow. Clearly you're not hip to the current studies in linguistic relativism.


Also (enough about the midgets,) I'm oddly attracted to Paula Deen. Has any one caught 'Paula's best cooking' on the cooking channel? I like that she uses about two sticks of butter in all her dishes, even in her yogurt parfait. I like a woman who likes her butter. She'll say funny things sometimes in the midst of cooking, like "Are ya'll pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?" Anyway. Oh the best part is that fur apron she dons so well. It must be hot in that kitchen. Oh and her husband will join her on the show, and I suspect that at night when the cameras are off Paula walks into her bedroom with just that fur apron on, and nothing else. Sometimes Paula opens her eyes real wide and cocks her head to the side, smiling just a teeny bit, in just this way that makes me drool for her. Did I mention she sells a variety of cooking aprons?

Let's talk about odd attractions.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

woahhh hold on elmira, eskimo and midget fantasies together in one day, get a hold of yourself girl

you sound like a female yeshua.

 

[Shadows]

Stop being racialist!

I bet the Italians have 100 different words for macaroni, and the Arabs the same for 'sand.' And in American slang, there are some 50 odd words for penis. Snow is snow is snow is snow. Clearly you're not hip to the current studies in linguistic relativism.


Also (enough about the midgets,) I'm oddly attracted to Paula Deen. Has any one caught 'Paula's best cooking' on the cooking channel? I like that she uses about two sticks of butter in all her dishes, even in her yogurt parfait. I like a woman who likes her butter. She'll say funny things sometimes in the midst of cooking, like "Are ya'll pickin' up what I'm puttin' down?" Anyway. Oh the best part is that fur apron she dons so well. It must be hot in that kitchen. Oh and her husband will join her on the show, and I suspect that at night when the cameras are off Paula walks into her bedroom with just that fur apron on, and nothing else. Sometimes Paula opens her eyes real wide and cocks her head to the side, smiling just a teeny bit, in just this way that makes me drool for her. Did I mention she sells a variety of cooking aprons?

Let's talk about odd attractions.

The odd attraction I find is that, for some reason, being with a girl that can probably kick my ass is a turn on...I may not look like it through photos, but I can/have kicked ass. So, I kind of look for girls that are equal with me. Those that can keep up. If not, hit the curb.

Someone more believable then Jennifer Lopez in Enough though.


That's the only odd attraction I can really think of right now.

 

[vg4030]

You sounds like a female Yeshua

you sound like a female yeshua.

What the hell!?

First you copy Sigh.. now me!!

 

[Bender]

^ i should neg rep both you for those posts, will keep them in mind for now, digest them and shit on you later

 

[_streethop101]

Odd attractions....
I wanna fuck siamese twins.

 

[SiGh]

Sigh, it was funny like the first time. Now I plain don't like you?

It's still funny, cmon now, just plain fun
I still lah u tho :love: