I want to hug an eskimo

[Elmira]

I just want to hug one. They seem so warm and gentle. And caring. I think I not only want to hug one, but bang one, the way I'm talking.

And later... we can tie ourselves to trees and catch fish from out of the open ice holes. Maybe we might see a beautiful white wolf running or some caribou. My eskimo would show me all the animals of his land.

In the Alaskan winter, I could help my eskimo put together his Igloo. In the night we could crawl out and catch the wondrous display of red and green lights, put off by the Aurora Borealis, illuminate the village.

Chivalry is dead, ladies, get yourselves an Eskimo.

 

[Freedom Froggy]

damn i was that bad in bed?

 

[Elmira]

Har har har, yes it was very toad-like. You're no bull frog.

 

[roaches]

you'd just talk about snow all day and drown his grandparents when they got too old to be useful. might as well move to nebraska, corn is at least edible and i'm pretty sure enough of popular culture has seeped into that plain of despair to have a somewhat interesting sex life.

 

[Preach]

what about very pale people living in a near-eskimo environment, do those count? :/

 

[Bender]

she wants to, can't blame her

 

[ill-matic]

oh i get it,

this is a "im gonna say something really effing weird" type of humours

 

[_streethop101]

They prefer to be called inuits, helloooooo.


I want to bang a midget. I shit you not. I would love to. That's my Everest.

 

[roaches]

Now that's what I call making a mountain out of a molehill.

 

[_streethop101]

Hahaha, so corny that it's funny. I shall activate the Thank You button for that one, Mister Roaches.


P.s. everyone go to spankwire.com and watch midget porn.

 

[THEV1LL4N]

she wants to, can't blame her

oh lol, i thought she was a boyacting gay like sigh and shadows.

my bad.

 

[Elmira]

They prefer to be called inuits, helloooooo.

I think he would prefer it if I called him Pimp Daddy, or Daddy Cakes.

& helloooo, everyone wants to fuck a midget. Way to be original.

you'd just talk about snow all day and drown his grandparents when they got too old to be useful. might as well move to nebraska, corn is at least edible and i'm pretty sure enough of popular culture has seeped into that plain of despair to have a somewhat interesting sex life.

This is superfluous to my 'vision.' Picture yourself, on a boat, in a river, sailing the open seas with the one you love. One day a man comes to you and says: "What are ya'll doing out here? There's nothing around you but water and the open sky. And also, I think your sex life could improve dramatically on land because there we have HBO Late night." Like what?? *scoff*

 

[vg4030]

You sounds like a female Yeshua

 

[roaches]

My riverboat bitty will do kegel exercises and know how to tuck her lips over her teeth. Your eskimo boo won't know how to find the clit and when you try to teach him he'll be like "What does that have to do with producing a strong male heir to spear my fish for me when I am brittle and my toes are blue? Hey, look, I haven't seen that kind of snow before."

 

[_streethop101]

Everyone wants to fuck a midget?

 

[Bender]

woahhh hold on elmira, eskimo and midget fantasies together in one day, get a hold of yourself girl

 

[Jokerman]

I'm looking to get as far away from this thread as I can.

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

I'm looking forward to running away with Jokerman, holding his hand and frolicking in the woods, until I purposly get him lost and then I will..

Oh wait nvm.

 

[masta247]

Thuggy wants to rape our poor Jokerman
And then rape him again

 

[Jokerman]

Thuggy wants to rape our poor Jokerman And then rape him again

Well, everyone wants to fuck a midget.