Omegle

[Preach]

about cumming on girls faces. this is funny because it's an excerpt from a more serious chat so he was being sincere:

Stranger: i never ask
Stranger: i just do
You: haha
You: well
You: if its a girl you like
Stranger: sometimes they dont like at first
You: and you're thinking you wanna see how things go with this girl
Stranger: but they get used to it
You: rofl

 

[Shadows]

lmao. I would get my ass kicked if i did that.

 

[Preach]

he said his first gf would suck him off but always tell him to not cum in her mouth. one day he just kept silent and blew a load in there. at first she seemed shook, then she started laughing lol.

brazilian women sound awesome

 

[Shadows]

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hello
Stranger: hey
You: how r u
Stranger: fine
Stranger: how about you?
You: terrible
You: i m in a dillema
Stranger: wanna talk about it?
You: Im horny, my girl doesnt come home for the next 4 hours, do i take care of myself then go to sleep, or stay up and then be tired for work?
Stranger: go to sleep
You: oh, and there are other problems but they are too personal
Stranger: tomorrow you fuck
Stranger: lol

partner disconnects

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: omg
Stranger: omegle
You: guess what
Stranger: what
You: your a stranger
Stranger: Am I?
You: yes
Stranger: And you?
You: whats your name?
Stranger: Rodrigo
Stranger: yours
You: fuck you, your not a stranger anymore. Now u just fucked this whole thing up.
You have disconnected.

 

[S O F I]

This stranger could easily be Duke. The conversations seem to start, progress, and end in a similar fashion.

 

[_carmi]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hello
You: yo
Stranger: how are you?
You: good u?
Stranger: fine
Stranger: where are you from?
You: montreal, canada
You: u
Stranger: sao paulo
Stranger: brazil
You: whos ur favorite rapper
Stranger: 50cent
You: why
You: seriously?
Stranger: akon
Stranger:
I like several
Stranger: and you?
You: akon is not a rapper though, he is a singer
You: why do you like 50 cent?
You: i find his music is garbage
Stranger: yes
Stranger: ludacris
Stranger: snoopdog
Stranger: thats cool

and i closed the window afterward. didn't answer my questions. probably barely could read english as well. why even bother.

Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: hey
You: listen i have a dilemma
Stranger: what is it
You: i have this hot girl right now in the other room
You: i could fuck her right now if i want
You: but i have a girlfriend
You: what do i do
Stranger: how serious is the relationship?
You: 2 years
You: id say serious
You: but things havent been gonig good lately
You: *going
Stranger: well, i don't recommend cheating on your gf
You: why
You: give me good reasons why not
Stranger: because that's just like throwing two years of your life away
Stranger: instead, call your gf over, talk to her, and have hot make-up sex
You: i like that idea
You: but shell never know
You: she'll never find out
Stranger: but could YOU live with that knowledge?
You: sure
You: and you?
You: could you?
Stranger: and what if this girl has the clap or something
You: condoms are for that
Stranger: if i was in a serious relationship, i couldn't
Stranger: it could rip
Stranger: condoms aren't 100%
You: true
You: ur a male or female?
Stranger: male
You: kk
You: anyhow i gotta to thx for the advice

those are lame. i wanted funny.

 

[S O F I]

and i closed the window afterward. didn't answer my questions. probably barely could read english as well. why even bother.



those are lame. i wanted funny.

Interesting choice of topic for the second conversation.

Were you looking for humor or arousal?

 

[Flipmo]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You: Hey.
You: How are you?
Stranger: i was wondering, i want to bake something today and could you give me some suggestions?
Stranger: im fine thanks for asking!
Stranger: yourself?
You: Not too bad.
Stranger: good good
You: Bake a cake.
Stranger: what kind of cake?
Stranger: gimme specifics
You: A big ol' shut the fuck up pie.
Stranger: What?
You: You make me sick.

 

[Preach]

I have a new Facebook friend.

 

[_carmi]

Interesting choice of topic for the second conversation.

Were you looking for humor or arousal?

humor. i wanted a funny conversation. didn't happen.

 

[Preach]

Stranger: i do that
Stranger: i also ate my friend,
Stranger: who was an illegal immigrant
Stranger: so no one really knew who he was.
Stranger: so i ate him and no one has asked a question about him since.
You: that's nice
You: when i eat loads
You: like really stuff my face
You: i feel so bad afterwards
You: was it like that?
Stranger: i stuff a persons face with tomato sauce and puit a bit of pepper sauce over it
You: like you hated yourself for stuffing yourself so full with the delicious food?
Stranger: i cant eat bones tho
You: obviousl
Stranger: i never feel guilty
You: only suck them dry
Stranger: human meat is so nice.
Stranger: nah, i do it with them when their dead
Stranger: necrophilia man
You: so let me get this straight
You: what port of the body do you eat from?
You: and you then leave the rest of the body
Stranger: sometimes the head
You: for sexytime?
Stranger: arms legs, and stomach.
Stranger: no
Stranger: i do sexytime first
Stranger: then eat.
You: true
You: sex on a full stomach sucks
Stranger: not really
Stranger: i ate 2 people
Stranger: once
Stranger: one after the other
Stranger: inbetween sexytime
Stranger: stuffed their legs with cum and ate it.
You: i like the idea
Stranger: cannibalism ftw.
You: of somehow chopping off a vagina and sowing it into like a bun
You: and then making a creampie
You: and baking it
Stranger: when u cut off the vag.
Stranger: u need to boil it
Stranger: and drink all the juice
Stranger: and cover it with ur own 'produce' and eat it
You: yea like maple syrup on pancakes

*cackles maniacally*

i went along with the shit but i actually found this a lil disturbing myself.

 

[masta247]

certainly, it is a bit disturbing.

 

[_carmi]

Preach.. it is very disturbing..

 

[Bender]

i started a conversation with a 'goth' girl in aus on the subject of Keats poetry, interesting i must say, probably the only genuine person i spoke to

 

[Da_Funk]

Thats funny


I never went on there.