Dear God...

[Prize Gotti]

I know we don't talk much, but I'd just like to thank you for giving me such pleasures in life.

Like last night for example, only yourself would give me the gift of randomly meeting a sizzling hot 35 year old MILF in a chat room, then giving her a 6 pack of beer which she drunk on cam while we chatted, that then got her horny and made her perform the greatest web cam strip show I have ever seen.

I know this had to be you that gave me this gift, because I didn't have to use my credit card.


See you in church on Sunday.

Amen

 

[Da_Funk]

I know we don't talk much, but I'd just like to thank you for giving me such pleasures in life.

Like last night for example, only yourself would give me the gift of randomly meeting a sizzling hot 35 year old MILF in a chat room, then giving her a 6 pack of beer which she drunk on cam while we chatted, that then got her horny and made her perform the greatest web cam strip show I have ever seen.

I know this had to be you that gave me this gift, because I didn't have to use my credit card.


See you in church on Sunday.

Amen

Would've been cool had you not included this part.

 

[Prize Gotti]

Why? Was it your mom?

 

[vg4030]

LMAO.

Dear God: Please kill all those terrorist mozzies in India

Thanks


sorry to be negative, but I seriously want to kill a muthafucker right now

 

[vg4030]

btw, how did you give her a 6 pack on cam? was she e-drunk?

 

[Prize Gotti]

btw, how did you give her a 6 pack on cam? was she e-drunk?

No, God gave her the beer, we were chatting for a couple of hours, I sat there thinking "Damn she's hot", then she comes out with "God im getting drunk, and horny", I replied "Oh yeah?", she replied with "Wanna see how horny?".

All that was missing was the music while she danced.

After she finished, I thought to myself "Damn I wish I recorded that shit". So I asked her if I could see her titties again, so she got em out, and I recorded it

 

[vg4030]

HAHA you can probably get her in the next round

Its pretty hard to hit record when your hands are down your pants:embarresd:

 

[dillaxx]

LMAO.

Dear God: Please kill all those terrorist mozzies in India

Thanks


sorry to be negative, but I seriously want to kill a muthafucker right now

I'm not sure on what the situation is now, but I think all the people are out and just the terrorists are in the top thing of the hotel. Why not send a rocket into it? It kinda looks like an attic. Why do we want them alive at this point? They must be hungry now.

 

[Da_Funk]

Why? Was it your mom?

I don't know which is more pathetic. That you go into chat rooms to talk to girls or that you sat there for hours chatting while she drank a six pack.

 

[Lil KaMiKaZe]

I don't know which is more pathetic. That you go into chat rooms to talk to girls or that you sat there for hours chatting while she drank a six pack.

or his childish insult...or him posting it here like he just fucked eva longoria

 

[SicC]

Dear God,

Thank you for letting me have a life outside of an internet web cam chat room.

Amen

pz

 

[tHuG $TyLe]

Internet sex 4tw!

 

[Cooper]

Dear God,

Thank You. You know why.

That is all.

Cooper

 

[dillaxx]

Dear God,

Please let me marry a hot girl.

Thanks,

Dilla.




Mail error: Addressee does not exist.

 

[ill-matic]

Dear God,

Please let me marry a hot girl.

Thanks,

Dilla.




Mail error: Addressee does not exist.

lol, nice.

 

[raywaters11]

So since you recorded it, where's the video?

 

[Prize Gotti]

So since you recorded it, where's the video?

I only have the "flash" afterwards. I'll have to re-encode it cos the AVI is like 100mb for a minute long video.

 

[raywaters11]

How about some screenshots then? I know thats easy to do...

 

[Prize Gotti]

How about some screenshots then? I know thats easy to do...

its a bit grainy but meh.

 

[masta247]

it's like the most nerdy thing I have ever read lol