I've always hated bagels as a bread choice for sandwiches, they've got a whole in the fucking middle for one thing. Whoever invented bagels must have tried to make a doughnut and failed, and instead of admitting defeat the bagel was born. bagels are a doughnut made out of bread, without the sugar. And I have never made a sandwich with a doughnut. Whoever invented the Bagel wants fucking shooting.
I do like them in two, toasted, with philedelphia on top.