It feels good on the way out

[Bender]

I get turned on from watching women eat, I find it sexy. I am not talking about sex or anything 'dirty' here. I do actually find it sexy watching a woman eat food. I like to eat food too, I cook more than I eat. Food feels good on its way in, you get to savour the flavour, and exercise a natural human process. After eating you feel the effects, and probably get a little tired while your body works hard to digest what you have just taken in. But god damn, have you ever experienced/imagined the concept on how good it feels on the way out, or had a good satisfying deposit?

 

[Preach]

You need help man.

But yeah, I enjoy a good meal and I enjoy a good shit. In fact, this morning I took a drunken shit. I'm not kidding, you know how carrots have an inner "core" that becomes visible if you break one in half? My shit had an inner core that was colored dark brownish green. on the outside, a sennep yellow crust. The meal I had the day before looked so neatly arranged and tasteful. And the shit was so beautiful. It was disgusting, but in a beautiful way. I drank beer and Absinth last night after eating, and it's curious how my excrement took the colors of the beer and Absinth. An Absinth Ham Shitroll baked in a Yeasted White Bread Beer icing. I actually find it sexy when women take a shit.

 

[Chronic]

I truly hate you sometimes Fred.

 

[Dogmatic187]

Yeshua, the next time you have a thought. Just let it go.

 

[Tha_Wood]

^unless that thought is suicide.

 

[ARon]

Even when Yeshua speaks a universal truth, taking a shit sometimes feels really good, he gets hated on. It's just not fair. Continue your quest Yeshua, make Frodo proud.

 

[raywaters11]

shits are only good when you have time to enjoy them. if you have a nice ten-fifteen free minutes, you can enjoy one. if you're in the middle of somethin and gotta squeeze it out in 20 seconds, it blows.



you all are fucked up for gettin turned on by watching women eat and/or shit.

 

[Preach]

yesterday i had a thorny one. it hurt so bad

 

[The.Menace]

You need help man.

.....

 

[S. Fourteen]

Unfortunately, when I shit - it usually starts off with cold sweats and shivers. Then my back start to hurt and I sweat some more. It's just like Jim Gaffigan's Hot Pockets bit. I feel like I'm going to die so I light up a ciggy to ease the tension but my body and mind doesn't have any time to deal with nicotine because I'm literally dying on the toilet seat with yellow liquid shit running down my ass cheeks. After about 10 minutes of this - I'm totally exhausted and I pass out on the bathroom floor with my undies still around my ankles.

 

[Duke]

Yeshua emphasized a good proper truth here. :thumb:

Aron is right :thumb:

Salty is hilarious. Disgusting and foul, yet hilarious. :thumb:

 

[Bender]

you all are fucked up for gettin turned on by watching women eat ...

Not really, I beg to differ. It is the essence of a womans nature to nurture and feed her young, why should it seem any less of a display of that feminine quality when a woman is nurturing herself? Food is as good for biological prosperity as sex is. Have you ever sat and watched a woman eat, knowing she is enjoying every mouthful? It shows on her face.


I haven't mentioned 'taking a shit', not explicitly.

 

[raywaters11]

Not really, I beg to differ. It is the essence of a womans nature to nurture and feed her young, why should it seem any less of a display of that feminine quality when a woman is nurturing herself? Food is as good for biological prosperity as sex is. Have you ever sat and watched a woman eat, knowing she is enjoying every mouthful? It shows on her face.


I haven't mentioned 'taking a shit', not explicitly.

if she's eating my cock, its hot.

if she's eating a hamburger, not so much.

 

[dillaxx]

Well, everyone's got their own fetishes, so...to each his own.

 

[raywaters11]

correction... maybe yeshua is right [never thought i would say that]

girls licking ice cream, deep throating bananas, and tying cherry stems with their tongues = hot as hell.