Punchlines gone wrong

[Caesar]

Ever heard a punchline that just didnt make any sense? List them here!

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
- Canibus - "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
- Jay-Z - "It's Hot"

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman - "5 Boroughs"

"If you don't bring back my motherfuckin money or my motherfuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P - "Do You Know"

"First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) - "Half and Half"

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Chingy - "Balla Baby"

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
- Foxy Brown - "Affirmative Action"

 

[dillaxx]

Ever heard a punchline that just didnt make any sense? List them here!

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
- Canibus - "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
- Jay-Z - "It's Hot"

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman - "5 Boroughs"

"If you don't bring back my motherfuckin money or my motherfuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P - "Do You Know"

"First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) - "Half and Half"

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Chingy - "Balla Baby"

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
- Foxy Brown - "Affirmative Action"

foxy is an uneducated twit..... i bet these kids didnt pay attention in high school....

and chingy bummed that line from fab.... kinda

 

[Radafi]

The foxy quote is the one I never understood, At first I thought she was just proving she can count.

 

[Caesar]

The foxy quote is the one I never understood, At first I thought she was just proving she can count.

But the sum, like all the others mentioned, dont add up, so she CANT count.

 

[ARon]

You know everytime someone does one of these they use the same lines and I always considered the Foxy one to be ok.

"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."

She got 32 grams divided by 2 which equals 16. "Double it times three", ok say something about that cus that is stupid but nevertheless 16 times 3 is 48. Now if you divide 48 by 4 you get 12, subtract 8 you get 4, 4 parts of 4 equals a new 16, It makes sense if you do that little last part. Or even if you look and see she says "divide the Profit by 4", we don't know what the profit is, who knows what they are gettin what for, all I know is its enough to make a new 16 between the 4 of em, ahha.

Still, I never liked the verse. She actually almost makes me dislike the song.

 

[ARon]

Just for fun...

"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
- Canibus - "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"

360 times 2 is 720, the fuck. Can I Bus is beyond our understanding, he probably found a way to measure denisty without mass. We wont see that shit in a text book ever, how tight is that shit. Plus he really freestyles, mostly, this is ok in my book.

"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
- Jay-Z - "It's Hot"

Jigga man is that dense, as far as I'm concerned we all revolve around him. Again, this gets the ok.

"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman - "5 Boroughs"

Check it. Twelve songs with 3 verses, which is usually the norm, is a mic per verse. 36 mics. It's not his fault we never understood that he puts 7.2 verses in each paragraph. That's why we call him the Funk DOC aka a surgeon, he is that precise. Reggie Noble deserves a Nobel for that glimpse of genius.

"If you don't bring back my motherfuckin money or my motherfuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P - "Do You Know"

I can't believe no one else saw this. He is so rich he paid Santa to come late. This shit is just ballllin', with the swoosh.

"First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) - "Half and Half"

Um..... If you listen closely you can hear a faint Jeezy ad lib of the word "opposite" right before Fame says gravity, LISTEN it's there. Shit.

"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Chingy - "Balla Baby"

If you didn't notice he is multi-culutred, he understands Asia is more than just Japs and China men, fucking ignorant assholes.



Ah, fuck boredom.

 

[Caesar]

^^^ LOL I thought you were serious at first. LOL

 

[dillaxx]

it isnt a punchline, but its one of those counting things, and though he isnt wrong, nas had that one thing with bullets and jesus christ in "one mic" which i thought was unnecessary and gay..

 

[Sarr]

i still think Foxy's verse was hot

 

[ARon]

^^^ LOL I thought you were serious at first. LOL

I'm serious about the Foxy one, the other is just havin fun, although Red's aint bad truthfully.

 

[Confucius87]

Not one of those was a punchline. The Hova and Lil' Fame lines were both similies and that was about it.

 

[slang]

yeah u guys should learn more about Geography!

Asia is not only Japan or China !!!

.....

 

[Chronic]

yeah u guys should learn more about Geography!

Asia is not only Japan or China !!!

.....

Southern France is located in Asia as well, right?

 

[Prize Gotti]

Southern France is located in Asia as well, right?

The American definitions of race are based on geographical location and not ethnicity.

This is a map of how the USA defines race;
Blue = American Indian (....they are Native Americans, they were just named Indians by Americans) & Native Alaskans. (For some reason Americans seem to think Native Carribeans are African..)

Green = White (which is bullshit as many of those country are populated by Arabs & Orientals)

Light Blue = Asian (again, the people that are native to those countries are of different ethnicity)

Red/Pink = Hawaiian Or Pacficic Islander (again the people native to those countries are either of Oriental/Black decent, mainly the white folk are British white people).

Yellow = African (Oh shit 1 out of 5 :thumb

 

[Prize Gotti]

^^ Don't ask me why I just posted this, for some reason I totally forgot that this thread was relating to Punchlines.

 

[Chronic]

^^
Not to mention the fact that I was joking

 

[dillaxx]

isnt most of russia in asia??? and egyptians can take offense to the word "nigger" since its in africa? can an egyptian mark the african american box on college application

 

[hizzle?]

^^^^^^^^^^^.................................................

 

[y_noble]

lol, that's something to think about. I bet Egyptians feel more closely related to the middle east, then to what Americans think of people from Africa.

BTW, why is there green in the north of Africa lol! I know people from Marokko and Tunesia and there damn sure ain't white people.

Have you guys seen the map of how Americans THINK the states of America are located? Lol, Hawaii not being an island, new mexico lying around somewhere. All kinds of crazy shit.

 

[ARon]

And people actually believe those maps to be true.