Ever heard a punchline that just didnt make any sense? List them here!
"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
- Canibus - "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"
"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
- Jay-Z - "It's Hot"
"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman - "5 Boroughs"
"If you don't bring back my motherfuckin money or my motherfuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P - "Do You Know"
"First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) - "Half and Half"
"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Chingy - "Balla Baby"
"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
- Foxy Brown - "Affirmative Action"
"I can double my density from three-sixty degrees to seven-twenty instantly."
- Canibus - "Funk Master Flex Freestyle"
"Thirty-eight revolve like the sun round the Earth."
- Jay-Z - "It's Hot"
"My paragraph alone is worth five mics (uh-huh) A twelve song LP, that's thirty-six mics (uh-huh)"
- Redman - "5 Boroughs"
"If you don't bring back my motherfuckin money or my motherfuckin dope, you can forget about Christmas nigga, cause you ain't gon even see New Years."
- Master P - "Do You Know"
"First family will gradually lift that ass up like gravity."
- Lil' Fame (of M.O.P.) - "Half and Half"
"I like them black, white, Puerto Rican, or Haitian Like Japanese, Chinese, or even Asian."
- Chingy - "Balla Baby"
"Thirty-two grams raw, chop it in half, get sixteen, double it times three. We got forty-eight, which mean a whole lot of cream Divide the profit by four, subtract it by eight We back to sixteen..."
- Foxy Brown - "Affirmative Action"