I'm dumb

[Ristol]

But you always have the last word.

Honey, you forgot to take the trash out again!

Well Heather, you blew my best friends so let’s call it even then?

You got scarily close to her actual name.

 

[vg4030]

You got scarily close to her actual name.

Heathen?

 

[Ristol]

Lmao @Tha_Wood or @Rukas I regret this thread please delete

 

[keco52]

Lol damn it Keco. You know what I think? I think I was exaggerating my reservations because I was scared to invest.

And that’s fine. I hope you know I’m just joking. I’m not judging either way...I’m just here to commiserate in your current unhappiness with her. We got your back.

 

[Ristol]

And that’s fine. I hope you know I’m just joking. I’m not judging either way...I’m just here to commiserate in your current unhappiness with her. We got your back.

No I know

 

[ARon]

Do you mean blow her friends otherwise this is weird

Blow his friends of course. Assert dominance, show that she ain't shit

 

[vg4030]

Lmao @Tha_Wood or @Rukas I regret this thread please delete

I veto this request.

 

[ARon]

I veto this request.

Yeah, relax Ristol. People have sucked dick for less

 

[Tha_Wood]

No she's a hot blonde Christian liberal

A Christian liberal? Is that somewhat uncommon? This year I've made 5 Christian friends. I've never had a really religious friend before and now I hang in a group of them where I'm the only non Christian. They are all fairly conservative though. I think they view me as some kind of weird hellhound deviant and that seems to amuse them. They are all in their mid 20s and are virgins with long term relationships and haven't drank, done drugs or swear.

 

[Ristol]

A Christian liberal? Is that somewhat uncommon? This year I've made 5 Christian friends. I've never had a really religious friend before and now I hang in a group of them where I'm the only non Christian. They are all fairly conservative though. I think they view me as some kind of weird hellhound deviant and that seems to amuse them. They are all in their mid 20s and are virgins with long term relationships and haven't drank, done drugs or swear.

Every actual Christian believes in social justice, not judging people, and loving *everybody*. That is what Jesus teaches. He also knew that we were all sinners, and took that into account. The church has failed so many people, and so many people who call themselves Christians use their "Christianity" as an excuse to be judgmental pricks.

 

[vg4030]

It's gonna be SO awkward when I end up marrying this girl and I have to introduce her to you all at the meetup.

I'd only feel safe leaving her with Casey. He's the only one that won't let her eat meat.

 

[Ristol]

I'd only feel safe leaving her with Casey. He's the only one that won't let her eat meat.

Lmao I hate y'all

 

[Rukas]

I can’t believe no one asked the hard question.... Did she spit or swollow?

 

[Ristol]

I can’t believe no one asked the hard question.... Did she spit or swollow?

I know the answer and it's neither

 

[ARon]

I know the answer and it's neither

Face. Nice

 

[Ristol]

Face. Nice

Your deduction skills are on point. Now you see why I'm still interested

 

[Ristol]

Here's what I've come to think about this all:

 

[Tha_Wood]

Here's what I've come to think about this all:

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Look at you. Such a wise motherfucker.

 

[Ristol]

Look at you. Such a wise motherfucker.

lol it's the truth man. I could choose to resent her or I could embrace the way I feel. Fear or love, really. I've always chosen fear. I don't want to be that guy anymore.

 

[keco52]

Here's what I've come to think about this all:

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I know a man who has been married 35 years and he says “You can either be aggravated or lonely.”