I'm dumb

[Ristol]

I’m not sure what you could possibly say but have you confronted her about it?

I did. It got ugly. She was mean. I was meaner. "How about you make a list of my friends that you HAVEN'T blown? That would be easier. Am I being unkind?" I'm an asshole

 

[Rukas]

She sucked a bunch of dick. And it's dick of dudes I know so it's weird. You're right though, I shouldn't have caught feelings. Rookie shit

Yeah she’s spoiled goods man. Don’t double dip the crew that is really sucker shit. It’s never gone well for guys that I know who have done it.

 

[ARon]

I did. It got ugly. She was mean. I was meaner. "How about you make a list of my friends that you HAVEN'T blown? That would be easier. Am I being unkind?" I'm an asshole

Go more evil. Convince her she's the one and you don't care about her blowing Twitter and she can be your groupie and you want to build a future with her then when you finally go to meet her jk it and peace out

 

[Ristol]

Go more evil. Convince her she's the one and you don't care about her blowing Twitter and she can be your groupie and you want to build a future with her then when you finally go to meet her jk it and peace out

Idk man

 

[dilla]

Fuck her in the ass and then in the cooch.

Great way to give an STI.

 

[Tha_Wood]

The hooked up with three other Twitter dudes but then she's a virgin confused me.

If there is one thing rap music has taught us is don't catch feelings over these hoes, your partner yes, but not these hoes.

Yeah I thought this was sorted out back 1992 when Dre taught us that bitches ain't shit

 

[Rukas]

Yeah I thought this was sorted out back 1992 when Dre taught us that bitches ain't shit

Not to mention the refresher course on whether it was possible or not to make a hoe a housewife.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Not to mention the refresher course on whether it was possible or not to make a hoe a housewife.

As well as the elective lesson provided by S. Dogg et. al (1993) 'Ain't no Fun'.

 

[ARon]

I have no problems considering Dr. Dre and Snopp Dogg philosophers

 

[Tha_Wood]

Is she a hot blonde conservative @Ristol?

 

[keco52]

Go more evil. Convince her she's the one and you don't care about her blowing Twitter and she can be your groupie and you want to build a future with her then when you finally go to meet her jk it and peace out

Too evil. Let’s reel it back in

 

[vg4030]

All the advice here sucks. It's clear you have to blow your friends to get back at her.

 

[k69atie]

All the advice here sucks. It's clear you have to blow your friends to get back at her.

Do you mean blow her friends otherwise this is weird

 

[vg4030]

Do you mean blow her friends otherwise this is weird

No, HIS friends. Otherwise what's the point in revenge?

 

[k69atie]

No, HIS friends. Otherwise what's the point in revenge?

OMG too funny

 

[Ristol]

It's gonna be SO awkward when I end up marrying this girl and I have to introduce her to you all at the meetup.

 

[Ristol]

Is she a hot blonde conservative @Ristol?

No she's a hot blonde Christian liberal

 

[keco52]

It's gonna be SO awkward when I end up marrying this girl and I have to introduce her to you all at the meetup.

Not half as awkward as the wedding though...when she’s blown half of the groomsmen.

Maybe you should just elope.

 

[keco52]

But you always have the last word.

Honey, you forgot to take the trash out again!

Well Heather, you blew my best friends so let’s call it even then?

 

[Ristol]

Not half as awkward as the wedding though...when she’s blown half of the groomsmen.

Maybe you should just elope.

Lol damn it Keco. You know what I think? I think I was exaggerating my reservations because I was scared to invest.