I hate my fat bitch neighbors.

[Tha_Wood]

They are a bunch of fat losers that blast shitty ass "rap" music in the garage that's right next to my bedroom window. They scream at each other and talk about all the dick they get. I doubt it though because they are fat skanky cunts and the only dude I've ever seen go there is a dog shit drug dealer that sells them half assed ecstacy pills and coke that's been cut to shit. I hope they get a bad batch of pills and die choking on their own vomit.

 

[Tha_Wood]

What's the best way to fuck with your neighbors? I'm thinking of dumping a heap of kitty litter on the lawn and letting it sink in with the rain so it attracts a heap of cats to their backyard.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Or maybe just put bricks through their car windows. Not the most clever "prank" but would still get the job done I guess. It's fucking 1am and I need to sleep.

 

[Ristol]

 

[Tha_Wood]

I just watched that episode again the other week. It's such a funny show.

 

[Tha_Wood]

Now a couple of them are crying so that has cheered me up a bit.

 

[vg4030]

Can you figure out a way to mess with their music? You can hack into it and play some Taylor Swift like a cultured human..

 

[dilla]

Buy raccoon piss and spray it in the air conditioner unit outside.

You can buy animal piss from any hunting store.

 

[vg4030]

Buy raccoon piss and spray it in the air conditioner unit outside.

You can buy animal piss from any hunting store.

I confirm this works on cars too. I had chipmunks nesting in my engine bay so used that spray around the car.. wife decides to spray in the wheel arch and that shit came up through the vents.. I nearly crashed from gagging

 

[dilla]

I confirm this works on cars too. I had chipmunks nesting in my engine bay so used that spray around the car.. wife decides to spray in the wheel arch and that shit came up through the vents.. I nearly crashed from gagging

We had coons on our roof that eventually found a crawl space and started to piss in our insulation.

Worst summer ever.

 

[SiGh]

Order large amounts of pizza and Chinese to their house. Tell the stores you will pay cash.

 

[vg4030]

Order large amounts of pizza and Chinese to their house. Tell the stores you will pay cash.

They are fat...

 

[dilla]

They are fat...

“Killing me softly with trans fats”

 

[dilla]

I just realized they do this outside their house. Spray the raccoon piss around the perimeter of the area they hang out in and it should keep them off for a few days. Just repeat as needed, especially before weekends.

 

[Rukas]

Buy raccoon piss and spray it in the air conditioner unit outside.

You can buy animal piss from any hunting store.

Raccoons. Hunting. Ha! This is Australia!

But you can just stick fish in their air con or sneak it into their car. Or piss in the vents between the front window and hood that lead to the heater in the car.

If I was riding I’d come up and just idle the bike in front of their house at 4am. She’s looooouuddd....

 

[dilla]

I think coon or deer piss will work best because it will be all natural.

Fish don't incidentally get stuck in vents. But animals do piss wherever they feel like it. I don't know what animals aren't in AUS but that only means there are better, stinkier, more dangerous ones I don't see otherwise.

Here's something you'd find in the US that I'm talking about: https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/products/hunting-scents-attractants.jsp

 

[Rukas]

I think coon or deer piss will work best because it will be all natural.

Fish don't incidentally get stuck in vents. But animals do piss wherever they feel like it. I don't know what animals aren't in AUS but that only means there are better, stinkier, more dangerous ones I don't see otherwise.

Here's something you'd find in the US that I'm talking about: https://www.dickssportinggoods.com/products/hunting-scents-attractants.jsp

This is Australia. And I don’t think you could even buy Kangaroo piss.

 

[dilla]

This is Australia. And I don’t think you could even buy Kangaroo piss.

So, aside from their bare hands, what do hunters use attract and kill game? Running animals over in their beat-up Maloo?

 

[Tha_Wood]

So, aside from their bare hands, what do hunters use attract and kill game? Running animals over in their beat-up Maloo?

We just creep up on them and take their fucking heads off with a big ass knife.

 

[dilla]

We just creep up on them and take their fucking heads off with a big ass knife.

Then there's your solution for the water buffaloes that live near you.

Blame it on Steve Irwin if the cops come to question you. Sprinkle some coon piss in the cop car's vents.