It isn't that I'm not good at taking a dick in the ass, it's that I really don't want to and hate the thought of it.
How can you be a fan of new technologies if you don't even know them? I think what it means is that you don't want anyone to fuck you in the ass because you don't know how it is (I assume) but maybe if you tried you'd either really suck at it or you would start liking it and you're also subconsciously afraid of that thought - you're too lazy to try.
Actually the point would work better with techology
I think luddites oppose technology because they're afraid of something that they don't understand, so they choose to oppose it not to be excluded from the society that begins to rely on it.
In the past Luddites were opposing things they did not comprehend and were too lazy/stupid to try. So they tried to make others stop, so they themselves wouldn't be left behind.
It's like modern old bitches that still use typewriters organized a protest to burn all computers.