I'm at the bar waiting for a friend to order drinks (and me a water). A girl comes up to me smiling and asks me If I would buy her and her two friends drinks. So, I smile back at her and put my hand on her shoulder and say "I would"...transition to a straight mug face, and say "but I'm not going to". She looks at her friend and says "that's awkward" and I turn around.
The balls on this bitch, though. She was beaming with confidence. Usually a girl will accidentally bump into you and chat you up, or act interested in you bla bla and expect for you to order a drink. But this bitch straight up asked. What kind of idiots do these girls run into...I have no idea.